An Irish farmer had a mule whose ears were so long, that every time he put him into the stable, the mule grazed his ears on the top of the […]
The Best Funny Ear Jokes
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We thought that having an Ear Jokes collection might be a good idea. This isn’t something we have seen anywhere else, but since there are jokes about people with big ears, sticky out ears, hearing problems or earache etc, well why not bundle all those Ear Jokes up together and give them their own page.
We hope you enjoy our Ear Jokes and please do forward our jokes to your friends if you think they would enjoy them as well.
Helping the world to laugh is our goal and we need your help to get these jokes circulating far and wide so they can reach as many people as possible. Thanks for helping.
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A man called a friend of his, who was a horse rancher and said that he was sending a friend over to look at a horse. His friend asked, “How […]
“It’s no good sir”, Murphy said to his English teacher. “I am trying to learn what you are teaching us sir, but everything you say goes in both ears and […]
A barber ran out of the barber shop and down to the nearest street corner where a policeman was standing. “Excuse me officer”, he asked, “have you seen a man […]
Dear Future Son-in-Law, I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off her engagement to you. I trust that you will find it in your […]
This is the kids guide on how to stay out of trouble. Kids notice so many things don’t they and they often remember those incidents that got them into trouble […]
Here are some funny real classified ads that didn’t quite work! We thought these were really funny and hope you do as well. Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or […]
If you like jokes about aliens and outer space, you will hopefully enjoy this story about a Martian couple. So, a Martian couple travelled to Earth to investigate our planet […]
A cowboy was doing what cowboys do best, riding the range on his horse, when a band of renegade Indians captured him, tied the cowboy up and took him back […]
A blonde girl who is wearing a pair of headphones, walks into a hair salon and asks for a haircut. The hair stylist looks at her and says, “You will […]
Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier. What a hero from the days of the old Wild West. Davy Crockett was a favourite of mine, from the days when Westerns […]
An elderly gentleman had suffered with serious hearing problems for a number of years. He had always struggled with his ears and as well as a hissing noise he frequently […]