A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop. Yes I know, it’s going to be one of those kind of jokes, I can already hear you thinking it. Keep going though, you are going to like this one. Not a lot probably, but it’s […]
Roger had an elderly duck that wasn’t eating lately, so he took his old duck to the vet as he was concerned about it. The vet explained that as ducks get older, their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the animal to pick […]
A California lawyer from Los Angeles went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him […]
A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a duck.” “I see your eyes are working”, replies the duck. “And I can see that you can talk!”, exclaims the barman. “I see […]
This is a story about a man and his duck. The duck isn’t so much a pet, as the man’s best friend in the whold wide world. This man takes his duck everywhere he goes. It doesn’t matter whether it’s going to the grocery store, for a drive in the […]
This is a really cute video. See how a Mother Duck with the aid of some friends, helps rescue her family of ducklings from a swimming pool.
A circus owner walked into a bar to find everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside-down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some […]
A woman brought a limp and obviously dead duck into the veterinarian. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, your duck […]
A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, “But you’re a duck.” “I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck. “And you talk!” exclaims the bartender. “I see your ears are working,” says the duck, “Now can […]
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