The other day I bumped into a good friend of mine who is a genetic engineer and he was really excited to tell me about his job. His latest project was the splicing together of DNA from different species of birds. First, he told me that he had combined the […]
The Best Funny Duck Jokes
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A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop. Yes I know, it’s going to be one of those kind of jokes, I can already hear you thinking it. Keep going though, you are going to like this one. Not a lot probably, but it’s […]
A couple decided to go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant. They studied the menu and ordered the “Chicken Surprise” which sounded like a rather interesting dish. About twenty minutes later, the waiter brought out their meal, which has been served in a cast iron pot with a lid. […]
Roger had an elderly duck that wasn’t eating lately, so he took his old duck to the vet as he was concerned about it. The vet explained that as ducks get older, their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the animal to pick […]
A California lawyer from Los Angeles went duck hunting in rural Texas while he was there for a few weeks working. He aimed his shotgun, pulled the trigger and hit a duck, but the bird fell into a farmer’s field that was on the other side of a fence. As […]
A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on a minute, you’re a duck!” “I see your eyes are working”, the duck replies. “And I can see that you can talk!”, exclaims the barman. […]
This is a sweet story about a man and his duck. The duck isn’t so much a pet, as the man’s best friend in the whold wide world. This man takes his duck everywhere he goes. It doesn’t matter whether it’s going to the grocery store, for a drive in […]
This is a really cute video. See how a Mother Duck rescues ducklings with the aid of some friends. Watch her rescue her family of ducklings from a swimming pool.
A circus owner walked into a bar to find everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside-down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some […]
A woman brought a limp and obviously dead duck into the veterinarian office. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry lady, […]
A duck walked into a bar, sat down at a table, looked at the food menu and ordered a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looked at him with amazement and said, “But you’re a duck”. “I see your eyes are working”, replied the duck. “And you talk as well!” […]