The other day I bumped into a good friend of mine who is a genetic engineer and he was really excited to tell me about his job. His latest project […]
The Best Funny Duck Jokes
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A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop. Yes I know, it’s going to be one of those kind of jokes, I can already […]
A couple decided to go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant. They studied the menu and ordered the “Chicken Surprise” which sounded like a rather interesting dish. About twenty […]
Roger had an elderly duck that wasn’t eating lately, so he took his old duck to the vet as he was concerned about it. The vet explained that as ducks […]
A California lawyer from Los Angeles went duck hunting in rural Texas while he was there for a few weeks working. He aimed his shotgun, pulled the trigger and hit […]
A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on a minute, you’re a duck!” […]
This is a sweet story about a man and his duck. The duck isn’t so much a pet, as the man’s best friend in the whold wide world. This man […]
This is a really cute video. See how a Mother Duck rescues ducklings with the aid of some friends. Watch her rescue her family of ducklings from a swimming pool.
A circus owner walked into a bar to find everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside-down pot and a duck tap dancing […]
A woman brought a limp and obviously dead duck into the veterinarian office. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to […]
A duck walked into a bar, sat down at a table, looked at the food menu and ordered a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looked at him with amazement […]