Jokes tagged as:  Duck Jokes

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This is our collection of funny duck jokes. It’s surprising just how many jokes and funny stories that ducks feature in. Duck jokes find them in bars drinking, doing circus tricks, and even talking. If you haven’t heard of a talking duck, you will find at least one talking duck joke here. We hope you enjoy our collection.

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The Elderly Duck

Roger had an elderly duck that wasn’t eating lately, so he took his old duck to the vet as he was concerned about it. The vet explained that as ducks get older, their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the animal to pick […]

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The Dead Duck

A woman brought a limp and obviously dead duck into a vet. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope, and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, your duck […]

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, “But you’re a duck.” “I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck. “And you talk!” exclaims the bartender. “I see your ears are working,” says the duck, “Now can […]