Patrick, Murphy and Seamus staggered out of a pub in Dublin and flagged down a passing taxi. The taxi driver stopped and seeing that they were so inebriated when they got in and problably didn’t have a clue about what has happening, he decided to play a trick on them. […]
The Best Funny Dublin Jokes
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This is our selection of great Irish jokes that feature Dublin, and we hope you enjoy these Dublin Jokes.
The fair city of Dublin is the best city in Ireland, so naturally you might expect some of the best Irish jokes to feature Dublin somewhere.
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Father O’Reilly and Father Nolan were two Catholic priests assigned to a church in a small rural town in Ireland. Father O’Reilly went to see Father Nolan one afternoon and said to him, “You know what Father Nolan. I am sick and tired of all this clean living. Tonight, why […]
Murphy owned a furniture store in Dublin. His business was quite successful and he decided it would be a good idea to expand the line of furniture that he sold in his store. So he decided to take a trip to Paris to see what other items he could find […]
Saoirse Kelly decided one year to do her Christmas shopping in Dublin. “Be careful”, her friend Maria Ellis said, “those department stores in Dublin charge far more than you would pay down here in Cork. They always double the price. So when you get there only offer them half”. “To […]
A pair of Irish newlyweds were on their way to Dublin to spend a few days in the “big city” for their honeymoon. The bride, who was a rather shy girl, was a bit embarrassed that people might see that they were honeymooners. So, when she and her husband pulled […]
An Irish police officer was on patrol on the motorway outside Dublin when he pulled alongside a vehicle that was exceeding the speed limit. He glanced over at the speeding car and was astonished to see an old woman behind the wheel and she was knitting. The police officer lowered […]
Murphy got a job as a waiter in a fancy Steakhouse in Dublin. He brought to a customer’s table with the steak he had ordered and it was a fine piece of steak as well. The customer was horrified to see that Murphy had his thumb over the meat. “Are […]
The Bishop and Ann O’Rourke is a wonderfully funny poem written by Reverend Andrew Neaum that we thought would be perfect for our Irish Jokes category. You can read more about the author at the end of this article. Dublin, though it’s full of priestsAnd has a certain charmIs very […]
A doctor was giving a lecture to a large audience in Dublin, about the bad choices that we make in deciding what food we eat and how this affects our health. “We eat so unhealthily these days”, the doctor said. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to […]
It was the height of summer in the city of Dublin and everyone was enjoying a summer fair. That is to say, except at the Dublin courthouse, where it was business as usual. In the dock stood Murphy, a real down and out drunk, with a nose as red as […]
It’s not often you find jokes about an Irishman and a Mormon, but we just happen to have one for you here. It’s an old one but a good one, hope you enjoy it. An Irishman boarded his flight from Dublin to Salt Lake City and found himself sat next […]
Father O’Reilly had been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, that he decided to take a vacation. He was curious as to what everyday life was like in the USA, so he decided that now was a good time to visit and see for himself, before he […]