The Best Funny Dublin Jokes

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The fair city of Dublin is the best city in Ireland, so naturally you might expect some of the best Irish jokes to feature Dublin somewhere.


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Patrick Murphy And Seamus

Patrick, Murphy and Seamus staggered out of a pub in Dublin and flagged down a passing taxi. The taxi driver stopped and seeing that they were so inebriated when they […]

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Father O’Reilly And Father Nolan

Father O’Reilly and Father Nolan were two Catholic priests assigned to a church in a small rural town in Ireland. Father O’Reilly went to see Father Nolan one afternoon and […]

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Murphy’s Trip To Paris

Murphy owned a furniture store in Dublin. His business was quite successful and he decided it would be a good idea to expand the line of furniture that he sold […]

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Christmas Shopping In Dublin

Saoirse Kelly decided one year to do her Christmas shopping in Dublin. “Be careful”, her friend Maria Ellis said, “those department stores in Dublin charge far more than you would […]

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Irish Newlyweds

A pair of Irish newlyweds were on their way to Dublin to spend a few days in the “big city” for their honeymoon. The bride, who was a rather shy […]

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Irish Police Officer

An Irish police officer was on patrol on the motorway outside Dublin when he pulled alongside a vehicle that was exceeding the speed limit. He glanced over at the speeding […]

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Fancy Steakhouse In Dublin

Murphy got a job as a waiter in a fancy Steakhouse in Dublin. He brought to a customer’s table with the steak he had ordered and it was a fine […]

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The Bishop And Ann O’Rourke

The Bishop and Ann O’Rourke is a wonderfully funny poem written by Reverend Andrew Neaum that we thought would be perfect for our Irish Jokes category. You can read more […]

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What Food We Eat

A doctor was giving a lecture to a large audience in Dublin, about the bad choices that we make in deciding what food we eat and how this affects our […]

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Dublin Courthouse

It was the height of summer in the city of Dublin and everyone was enjoying a summer fair. That is to say, except at the Dublin courthouse, where it was […]

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An Irishman And A Mormon

It’s not often you find jokes about an Irishman and a Mormon, but we just happen to have one for you here. It’s an old one but a good one, […]

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Father O-Reilly

Father O’Reilly had been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, that he decided to take a vacation. He was curious as to what everyday life was like […]