Jokes tagged as:  Drunk Jokes

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We all know how stupid people can become when they get drunk. Here is a collection of funny drunk jokes and funny drunk videos which I hope you enjoy.

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Drinking With The Boys

A man staggers home late one night having been out drinking with the boys. As he falls through the doorway of his house, his wife angrily snaps at him, “What’s the big idea coming home half drunk?” The man replies, “I’m sorry, honey. I ran out of money.”

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Railway Tracks

Two drunk Irishmen are walking down a set of railway tracks. Murphy calls out to his friend Patrick: “Jesus Christ Pat, I’ve never seen so many stairs in me life”. Patrick answers: “F*ck that Murphy, it’s this low railing that’s killing me”. Image used under a Collective Commons License from: […]