I guess enough of us men can identify with the following story, especially if we have ever struggled on the dating scene and been too shy to talk to a girl, especially a stunning one when we were single and drunk. Going to a bar or club when you are […]
The Best Funny Drunk Jokes
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We all know how stupid people can become when they get drunk. Here is a collection of the best funny drunk jokes and funny drunk videos which I hope you enjoy.
We have over 50 drunk jokes and more to come. If you know of any that we could use to help raise some laughs, please leave a comment on one of the jokes, or join our Facebook Group and post one there.
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There is a strange legend that I have heard told about the cemetery where Mozart was buried. After the great compiser Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart passed away, he was buried in the churchyard of St. Marx in Vienna in his native Austria. The interesting thing is though, his grave is unmarked. […]
Father O’Reilly and Father Nolan were two Catholic priests assigned to a church in a small rural town in Ireland. Father O’Reilly went to see Father Nolan one afternoon and said to him, “You know what Father Nolan. I am sick and tired of all this clean living. Tonight, why […]
Late one night, a woman who was totally naked and obviously very drunk, jumped into a New York City taxi. The cab driver, who was an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He kept staring at her and made no attempt to start the […]
Have you heard about the Five Stages of Drunkenness? We all know that as you drink you get drunk and the more drunk you get, the stranger your actions become. Anyhow, enjoy this definition of the five stages of drunkenness and maybe try to remember this the next time you […]
A drunk man was in the court room and brought before the judge. Just before the court case was about to start, there was a loud commotion from up in the gallery. The judge angrily pounded his gravel on his table and shouted, “Order, order!” The drunk immediately responded, “Thank […]
So, there were these three men, sitting at a bar, arguing as to which one had the ugliest wife. Yes I know, it’s one of those male chauvenist jokes ladies, but please just see the funny side of it, or imagine it the other way around. I have met some […]
A man was not paying attention while he was driving down the road, when the car he was driving skidded on the grass at the side of the road, ending up going off the road, down into a ditch and hitting a tree. The collision left the front of a […]
A very drunken man got on a London bus late one night. He staggered up the aisle and sat down next to an elderly woman. She looked the man up and down and said to him, “I’ve got news for you. You’re going straight to Hell!” The man immediately jumped […]
Two old Irishmen were in their local pub one night and had both downed quite a few pints of Guinness. It was pretty obvious to look at the pair of them that they were both the worse for wear, sloshed, inebreiated (try saying that when you are drunk, let alone […]
Murphy came home one night drunk as a skunk, only to find his angry wife standing at the front door waiting for him. When I say she was angry, she was livid. She was literally seething, furious and whatever other nasty mean ugly words to describe her mood that you […]
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven! Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.pexels.com/photo/summer-sunshine-alcohol-drink-1862/