The Best Funny Drunk Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pxhere.com/en/photo/497331We all know how stupid people can become when they get drunk. Here is a collection of the best funny drunk jokes and funny drunk videos which I hope you enjoy.

We have over 50 drunk jokes and more to come. If you know of any that we could use to help raise some laughs, please leave a comment on one of the jokes, or join our Facebook Group and post one there.


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Fox In The Garden. Photo copyright Tony Payne 2024

Bob Bought A Fox Home

So Bob went out and got drunk one night and I’m not quite sure how it happened but somehow Bob bought a fox home with him. Before you start thinking […]

Woman Girl Sitting On Stool In A Bar. Image Used Under A Collective Commons License From: https://pixabay.com/photos/woman-bar-wine-liquor-the-drinks-1064663/

A Drunk Single Guy’s Steamy S*x Story

I guess enough of us men can identify with the following story, especially if we have ever struggled on the dating scene and been too shy to talk to a […]

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The Cemetery Where Mozart Was Buried

There is a strange legend that I have heard told about the cemetery where Mozart was buried. After the great compiser Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart passed away, he was buried in […]

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Father O’Reilly And Father Nolan

Father O’Reilly and Father Nolan were two Catholic priests assigned to a church in a small rural town in Ireland. Father O’Reilly went to see Father Nolan one afternoon and […]

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New York Taxi

Late one night, a woman who was totally naked and obviously very drunk, jumped into a New York City taxi. The cab driver, who was an old Jewish gentleman, opened […]

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The Five Stages Of Drunkenness

Have you heard about the Five Stages of Drunkenness? We all know that as you drink you get drunk and the more drunk you get, the stranger your actions become. […]

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Drunk Man

A drunk man was in the court room and brought before the judge. Just before the court case was about to start, there was a loud commotion from up in […]

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The Ugliest Wife

So, there were these three men, sitting at a bar, arguing as to which one had the ugliest wife. Yes I know, it’s one of those male chauvenist jokes ladies, […]

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Going Off The Road

A man was not paying attention while he was driving down the road, when the car he was driving skidded on the grass at the side of the road, ending […]

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London Bus

A very drunken man got on a London bus late one night. He staggered up the aisle and sat down next to an elderly woman. She looked the man up […]

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Two Old Irishmen

Two old Irishmen were in their local pub one night and had both downed quite a few pints of Guinness. It was pretty obvious to look at the pair of […]

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Murphy’s Angry Wife

Murphy came home one night drunk as a skunk, only to find his angry wife standing at the front door waiting for him. When I say she was angry, she […]