The Best Funny Driving Jokes

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We have a collection of excellent funny driving jokes here for you to enjoy.

Driving can often cause some funny moments and is the sources of so many funny stories. We thought that we have therefore better create a page just for driving jokes.

We hope you like them, and please keep sending them if you find something that we don’t have, or if you have a funny driving story that you would like to share with us.

Blonde Driving A Car. Image Used Under A Collective Commons License from: https://www.pexels.com/photo/woman-driving-car-210094/

Driven In A Dangerous Manner

A police officer stopped a car which was being driven in a dangerous manner, it was swerving dangerously across the road. He walked up to the car, knocked on the […]

Driving Car. Image Used Under A Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Auto_In-Dash_Display.png

Johnny Passed His Driving Test

Johnny passed his driving test and just got his driver’s license. The family decided that it would be a great idea if Johnny took them all for a ride in […]

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Bottles Of Guinness

Murphy and Paddy were driving south from Dublin to Cork and they were both laughing and telling jokes as they were driving and were also drinking bottles of Guinness Stout. […]

Muddy Car. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/tire-dirty-clean-wheel-rubber-668041/

The Muddy Hole

Jerry was really frustrated, having got his car stuck in a muddy hole while driving down a country lane. Luckily for him, a farmer was passing in his tractor and […]

Steep Hill. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/1427096

The Brakes Failed

An car insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes failed while they were driving down a really steep hill. “Tom, I can’t stop!” his wife screamed […]

Car Crash Accident. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/accident-car-accident-crash-vehicle-641456/

Driving Home From The Pub

So Paddy and Murphy were driving home from the pub, having spent the whole afternoon there, drinking one pint of Guinness after the other. Suddenly, Paddy started screaming, “Murphy, look […]

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A Party In The Woods

Two young guys were at a party in the woods with some friends, all drinking beer, when all of a sudden there was a tremendous storm with lots of thunder […]

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Grandma’s Letter

This is Grandma’s letter that I received in the mail yesterday and I still haven’t stopped laughing. You see, Gramdma is 88 years old and still drives her own car. […]

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A Man’s View Of Female Drivers

If you want a man’s view of female drivers, here are some good observations that might just save someone’s life one day. I was riding to work yesterday, when I […]

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Going Off The Road

A man was not paying attention while he was driving down the road, when the car he was driving skidded on the grass at the side of the road, ending […]

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Dead Cat

There’s nothing nicer than driving through the countryside, that is until you hit something. Here’s a story about a man and his car and a dead cat. A man had […]

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Women Drivers

Sometimes I really hate women drivers! Take what happened this morning as a good example. I was driving along I-95 in Florida when I looked over and in the lane […]