Have you ever wondered what stresses men out the most when driving? One hundred men were surveyed and asked what stressed them out most when driving. The answer than more men gave than any other, was that they got most stressed trying to go fast enough to thrill their girlfriends. […]
Jokes tagged as: Driving Jokes
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A blonde woman bought a brand new car and decided that this was the perfect time to go and visit an old friend who she hadn’t seen in a while and who lived quite a distance away. So she set off in her new car and reached her friend’s house […]
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer after a few hours at their local watering hole. Bubam who was the passenger, said, “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a po-lice roadblock! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!” […]
There are good reasons why you should always wear your seat belt while driving. I bet this is one that you didn’t think of… An old rancher in Montana hates wearing a seat belt, but one day he is driving on the highway with his wife and sees a state […]
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Being short, like many elderly woman are, neither of them could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The top light was red, but they just drove straight on through it. The […]
“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police officer handed him a speeding ticket for driving well over the speed limit in a suburban area. “Keep it,” the police officer advised. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.” 60 SHARES Share […]
The time had come to renew my driver’s license, so off I went to the local licensing center. When I got there, the licensing center was packed, and I had to stand in line. The line inched along for almost an hour, until the man ahead of me finally got […]
So there was this guy going 90 mph on his way to Dallas with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him, and everyone on the road was giving him strange looks, and some were going into panic mode. Here are some simple instructions on how to have a fun […]
A drunk and a preacher were driving up a mountainside in different vehicles. The drunk was swerving from side to side; the preacher was driving straight and true. All of a sudden, the preacher lost control and drove off the edge of a cliff. The drunk saw the preacher going […]
