Jokes tagged as:  driving

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Speeding Tickets

“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police officer handed him a speeding ticket for driving well over the speed limit in a suburban area. “Keep it,” the police officer advised. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”

Driving License Renewal

The time had come to renew my driver’s license, so off I went to the local licensing center. When I got there, the licensing center was packed, and I had to stand in line. The line inched along for almost an hour, until the man ahead of me finally got […]