Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer after a few hours at their local watering hole. Bubam who was the passenger, said, “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a po-lice roadblock! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!” […]
Jokes tagged as: driving
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There are good reasons why you should always wear your seat belt while driving. I bet this is one that you didn’t think of… An old rancher in Montana hates wearing a seat belt, but one day he is driving on the highway with his wife and sees a state […]
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Being short, like many elderly woman are, neither of them could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The top light was red, but they just drove straight on through it. The […]
“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police officer handed him a speeding ticket for driving well over the speed limit in a suburban area. “Keep it,” the police officer advised. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”
The time had come to renew my driver’s license, so off I went to the local licensing center. When I got there, the licensing center was packed, and I had to stand in line. The line inched along for almost an hour, until the man ahead of me finally got […]
So there was this guy going 90 mph on his way to Dallas with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him, and everyone on the road was giving him strange looks, and some were going into panic mode. Here are some simple instructions on how to have a fun […]
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments […]
A drunk and a preacher were driving up a mountainside in different vehicles. The drunk was swerving from side to side; the preacher was driving straight and true. All of a sudden, the preacher lost control and drove off the edge of a cliff. The drunk saw the preacher going […]
I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave […]