People drink, people get drunk, people do stupid things as a result. Isn’t it any wonder that there are so many drinking jokes. Welcome to our collection of drinking jokes, we hope you enjoy them and please do share our posts with your friends.
The minister was preaching on the evils of drink. He first said that he would like to gather up all the wine and dump it in the river. Then he moved on to beer, and said he would like to get all the beer and dump it in the river […]
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today..” The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy […]
A woman goes to the doctor, she is black and blue. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.” Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, […]
Once a wealthy man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him, but being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he […]