Here’s a little Irish poem that has a certain truth to it. There are many good reasons for drinking,One has just entered my head.If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living,How the hell can he drink when he’s dead? Goto love the Irish way of thinking haven’t you. Image used […]
The Best Funny Drinking Jokes
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Here’s a good joke about a Texan, an Irish pub and of course the best drink in Ireland, Guinness. Oh who am I kidding! It’s a terrible joke, but keep reading friends and I will do my best to coax a laugh out of you. So, a Texan was visiting […]
A traffic officer pulled a man over for speeding. He stopped his patrol car behind that of the man, got out of the car, walked up to the window and asked him to get out of the car. After looking the man over, the traffic officer said, “Sir, I couldn’t […]
We all know that drinking alcohol at work is pretty much forbidden everywhere these days, but back in the day you used to be able to drink at work, or at least after work and sometimes it was encouraged as well. I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks […]
One evening, a French policeman pulled over and stopped a car that had English license plates. He got out, walked up to the window, which the Englishman politely wound down and then asked him if he had been drinking. With great difficulty, as he was obviously well sloshed, the Englishman […]
An Irishman who looked like he was getting on a bit in years walked into a pub in Dublin, where he ordered three pints of Guinness. He then sat at a table in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each Guinness in turn. When he had […]
Ah the demon drink, the root of all evil, or so the church would have you believe. A Catholic priest in Ireland was giving one of his parishioners his usual sermon about the demon drink and the problems it causes. “Abstinence”, the priest said, “is a wonderful thing, Patrick”. “Sure […]
Stop me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think I have told you about the time Murphy does some deep thinking. So, one day Murphy, our stereotypical Irishman who is always getting into trouble, was doing chores in the garden, keeping the little lady happy, if you know what I […]
Monkey signs. This is an amazing story about a monkey who could communicate by sign language. Well, it’s not exactly amazing, it’s just a joke, but a monkey communicating by using signs? Come on it’s worth a read. If you like it, share with a few friends. If you don’t […]
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer after a few hours at their local watering hole. Bubam who was the passenger, said, “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a po-lice roadblock! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!” […]
Terry left work one Friday afternoon, but with it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the whole weekend partying with the boys, and spending his entire paycheck on booze and who knows what. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, reeking of alcohol, he was […]
Patrick and Michael were a couple of Irishmen who had been drinking buddies and friends for years. One night, after having a few drinks in a bar, Michael said to Patrick, “You know Patrick, we have been friends for years and years, and if I should die before you do, […]