The Best Funny Donald Trump Jokes

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Image Source: Social MediaLet’s face it, Donald Trump couldn’t attract more jokes if he tried and we are not ashamed to have a collection of Donald Trump Jokes here on The Laughline.

Donnie isn’t exactly the smartest cookie in the box, especially when it comes to business, and with his ridiculous hair and orange skin, what’s not to make fun of, seriously!

Here in the UK of course, a “Trump” is slang for a noisy smelly fart, very appropriate for Donnie, sinc ehe is full of hot air and most of what he says stinks!

So here is our selection of Trump jokes and funny Trump pictures. Hope you enjoy them.


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Donald Trump. Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/illustrations/trump-usa-america-elections-1843504/

Donald Trump’s Lie Detector Test

Donald Trump, ever the victim, said he was sick of people always accusing him of lying. So today he met with someone from the CIA to administer a lie detector […]

Clocks Steampunk Gothic Door. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/illustrations/steampunk-door-gears-clock-pipes-3222894/

A Man Died And Went To Heaven

A man died and went to Heaven. Yes I know, it’s another one of those jokes, but such is life. People keep thinking them up, the same way as they […]

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Tongue Twisters

Tongue Twisters are perfect for the holidays and will keep the family, adults as well as the kids busy and laughing for ages. In case you haven’t heard of tongue […]

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Donald’s Parrot

Melania Trump bought her husband a parrot for his birthday and told vice president Mike Pence, “This parrot is so smart! Donald has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 […]

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United States Emblem

Donald Trump announced today that he is changing the emblem of the United States to a “condom” because it more clearly reflects the government’s political stance. When asked why he […]

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The Robot Bartender

One evening a man entered a fancy bar which had lots of fancy flashing lights outside. He walked up to the bar and ordered a fancy drink. He was amazed […]

Bad Day At The Golf Course

Donald was having a really bad day on the golf course. It seemed lately that he was having more and more of those days, often coinciding with when he was […]

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Donald Trump At The Bank

Donald Trump walked into a local bank in New York to cash a check, he was surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approached the cashier he said, “Good morning […]

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New Florida State Slogans

Certainly if you are American, you know that every state has it’s state slogan and Florida is no exception, with it’s slogan of The Sunshine State. Florida is such a […]

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Picking Lemons

The woman applying for a job picking lemons in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the […]