Donald Trump, ever the victim, said he was sick of people always accusing him of lying. So today he met with someone from the CIA to administer a lie detector test, to settle the matter once and for all. The CIA agent explained how the lie detector test worked to […]
The Best Funny Donald Trump Jokes
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Let’s face it, Donald Trump couldn’t attract more jokes if he tried and we are not ashamed to have a collection of Donald Trump Jokes here on The Laughline.
Donnie isn’t exactly the smartest cookie in the box, especially when it comes to business, and with his ridiculous hair and orange skin, what’s not to make fun of, seriously!
Here in the UK of course, a “Trump” is slang for a noisy smelly fart, very appropriate for Donnie, sinc ehe is full of hot air and most of what he says stinks!
So here is our selection of Trump jokes and funny Trump pictures. Hope you enjoy them.
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A man died and went to Heaven. Yes I know, it’s another one of those jokes, but such is life. People keep thinking them up, the same way as they keep starting fairy tales with “Once upon a time”. You just have to deal with it I’m afraid. So where […]
Tongue Twisters are perfect for the holidays and will keep the family, adults as well as the kids busy and laughing for ages. In case you haven’t heard of tongue twisters and don’t know what they are, they are words or phrases that are just hard to say, especially if […]
Melania Trump bought her husband a parrot for his birthday and told vice president Mike Pence, “This parrot is so smart! Donald has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 words!” “That’s impressive, all right”, Pence said. “But you realize that he just says he words, right? He doesn’t understand […]
It was Donald Trump’s first night in the White House as president and he was thrilled at finally being able to spend his first night there. However, as he lay there in bed in the White House, something very strange happened, he was awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Trump asked […]
Donald Trump announced today that he is changing the emblem of the United States to a “condom” because it more clearly reflects the government’s political stance. When asked why he wanted to change the United States emblem to a condom, he said that a condom: stands up to Inflation halts […]
Jeff Dunham introduces Larry, Donald Trump’s personal advisor. Larry is one of the brilliantly funny characters brought to life by ventriloquist Jeff Dunham. Larry, being Donald Trump’s personal advisor, is struggling to do his job, as you will see from this funny video of his act.
One evening a man entered a fancy bar which had lots of fancy flashing lights outside. He walked up to the bar and ordered a fancy drink. He was amazed to see that the bar actually had a robot for a bartender. The robot served him a perfectly prepared cocktail […]
Donald was having a really bad day on the golf course. It seemed lately that he was having more and more of those days, often coinciding with when he was off playing golf rather than doing what he should have been doing, working… On this particular day, right around the […]
Donald Trump walked into a local bank in New York to cash a check, he was surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approached the cashier he said, “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this check for me?” Now the cashier was a lovely friendly lady with an African […]
Certainly if you are American, you know that every state has it’s state slogan and Florida is no exception, with it’s slogan of The Sunshine State. Florida is such a messed up state in many ways, and with the fiascos of the last two elections and no doubt another fiasco […]
The woman applying for a job picking lemons in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs in South […]