Jokes tagged as:  dog

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Turtle

A man walks into a bar one day, with a little turtle in his hand. The turtle is a sorry sight to behold. His one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender asks the […]

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Squandered Money

A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered the money his parents gave him. “Hmmmm,” he wonders, “How am I going to get more money to help me to get through the rest of the semester?” Suddenly, a lighbulb goes […]

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Tired Old Dog

One day, an old dog, looking rather tired, wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and from his coat and well fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, and I gave him a few pats […]