The Best Funny Dog Walking Jokes

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Dog walking jokes aren’t something that you find on many websites, so we thought you might enjoy reading this collection that we put together.

I think that most people who have owned a dog have experienced at least one strange or funny event while they were out walking the dog, I know I have.

Probably the worst though was the day my Border Collie rolled in a heap of fox poop! It would have been terrible, except it was my wife who had taken him for a walk on that occasion! Hee hee!

We hope you enjoy this selection of dog walking jokes.

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Nice Looking Dog

Liam was taking a stroll down by the harbour one day when he saw his friend Seamus walking by the sea wall with a nice looking dog. Liam went over […]

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A Winter Scene

Imagine this winter scene one cold and frosty morning in a local park. A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and […]

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Liver And Cheese

Liver and cheese really don’t go together, so how then do you get liver and cheese together in a joke? Here’s how… Three male dogs were walking down the street […]

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Walking Their Dogs

Murphy and Seamus ran into each other while they were out walking their dogs. Murphy suggested that they go for a bit of lunch. Seamus replied, “They won’t let us […]