A man was walking down the road one day when he saw a sign in front of a house that read “TALKING DOG FOR SALE”. The sign raised his curiosity, so he walked up the path to the house and rang the doorbell. The owner opened the door, listened to […]
The Best Funny Dog Jokes
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This is definitely the truth when it comes to inner peace: If you can start the day without caffeine. If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains. If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles. If you can eat the same food every day and […]
An elderly woman, who had five poodles, often had to make trips the veterinary clinic. Over the years, she brought her pet poodles to see the vet for routine checkups and procedures, it goes without saying that she was devoted to her little dogs. As time went by, however, one […]
Imagine this winter scene one cold and frosty morning in a local park. A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog spotted a duck that was walking on the […]
A woman bought a dog for her husband. She was passing the animal shelter one day and this one kept looking at her and wagging his tail, she was sure it was smiling at her. She just fell in love with it and bought it there and then. When she […]
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says to him, “My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well”, the vet says, “let’s have a look at him”. So, the vet picks the dog up, examines his eyes and ears, then he checks his […]
A man walks into a bar with a small dog on a leash. The bartender sees him and calls out, “Get out of here with that dog!” The man walks up to the bar and says to the bartender, “But this isn’t just any dog … this dog can play […]
A woman client brought a litter of golden retriever puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. As the pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, I realised that it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from the rest since they all looked alike. […]
In his younger days, our golden retriever Charlie often ran away when he had the chance, usually when our backs were turned for a minute or two. His veterinarian’s office was about a mile down the road, and Charlie would usually end up there. The office staff at the vets […]
The following new dog breeds are now recognized by the American Kennel Club. Well maybe they are, I don’t really know for sure. This is a joke after all. It’s rather like crossing an elephant with a mouse; you can conjure up a funny name but in reality it isn’t […]
