The Best Funny Dog Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/australianshepherds/2086973599Are you looking for dog jokes? Come on in, we have been waiting for you. Maybe it’s because dogs lend themselves to humour, but there is a wealth of really funny dog jokes and funny dog pictures in our collection, as well as funny dog videos.

We have accumulated a collection of the best funny dog jokes here and hope that you enjoy them.


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Funny Christmas Pictures 3

We have another set of really funny Christmas pictures for you here and we hope you get a good laugh out of them. If you do, please share this post […]

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Black Puppies

A man went to see the vet one day, carrying a litter of black puppies in a box. He asked the vet if he could give them their first set […]

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A Man And His Dog

A man and his dog were walking along a deserted country road. The man was enjoying the tranquility and the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was […]

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Nice Looking Dog

Liam was taking a stroll down by the harbour one day when he saw his friend Seamus walking by the sea wall with a nice looking dog. Liam went over […]

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Do Dogs Go To Heaven?

Have you ever wondered, do dogs go to Heaven? I know this is a question that a lot of people have pondered over the years and being “man’s best friend” […]

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Where’s Your Homework?

“Johnny, where’s your homework?” the primary school teacher said sternly to little Johnny while holding out her hand. “My dog Benji ate it Miss”, Little Johnny replied, with his head […]

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Little Johnny’s Bad Language

Little Johnny had a swearing problem, he was always using bad language and his father was getting tired of it. So he decided to ask his psychiatrist what to do […]

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Two Friends

So these two friends met after not having seen each other for a number of years. I’m sure you have done it, literally just walked past someone in the street […]

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Two Women Dog Owners

Two women dog owners were arguing one day over which of their dogs was the smartest. The first woman bragged, “My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for […]

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Drinking Bowl

A woman went to the pet store to purchase a drinking bowl for her dog. The girl at the counter asked her if she would you like to have the […]

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A Round Of Golf

A man and his friend met at the clubhouse and decided to play a round of golf together. The man had a small dog with him and on the first […]