Are you looking for dog jokes? Come on in, we have been waiting for you. Maybe it’s because dogs lend themselves to humour, but there is a wealth of really funny dog jokes and funny dog pictures in our collection, as well as funny dog videos.
A man went to see the vet one day, carrying a litter of black puppies in a box. He asked the vet if he could give them their first set of vaccinations. The vet counted the puppies and for ready to give them their vaccinations, then he realised that the […]
The Best Funny Dog Jokes
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Are you looking for dog jokes? Come on in, we have been waiting for you. Maybe it’s because dogs lend themselves to humour, but there is a wealth of really funny dog jokes and funny dog pictures in our collection, as well as funny dog videos.
We have accumulated a collection of the best funny dog jokes here and hope that you enjoy them.
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A man and his dog were walking along a deserted country road. The man was enjoying the tranquility and the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying and also recalled that the dog walking beside him was his old dog that had been […]
Liam was taking a stroll down by the harbour one day when he saw his friend Seamus walking by the sea wall with a nice looking dog. Liam went over to Seamus and asked, “does your dog bite?” Seamus replied, “no he never bites”. So Liam bent down to stroke […]
Have you ever wondered, do dogs go to Heaven? I know this is a question that a lot of people have pondered over the years and being “man’s best friend” and for many of us a part of the family, we would like to think that dogs go to Heaven […]
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” the primary school teacher said sternly to little Johnny while holding out her hand. “My dog Benji ate it Miss”, Little Johnny replied, with his head hung down in shame. “Johnny”, the teacher replied, “I have been a teacher for twenty years. Do you really expect […]
Little Johnny had a swearing problem, he was always using bad language and his father was getting tired of it. So he decided to ask his psychiatrist what to do about it. The psychiatrist advised as follows, “Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa […]
So these two friends met after not having seen each other for a number of years. I’m sure you have done it, literally just walked past someone in the street and recognized them as a friend from the long distant past. I know I have, several times and it’s amazing […]
Two women dog owners were arguing over which of their dogs was smarter. The first woman bragged, “My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. Then, he takes a newspaper and brings it to me”. The second woman replied, “I know”. The first […]
A woman went to the pet store to purchase a drinking bowl for her dog. The girl at the counter asked her if she would you like to have the drinking bowl inscribed “For The Dog”. “It doesn’t really matter”, the woman replied. “My husband doesn’t drink water and the […]
A man and his friend met at the clubhouse and decided to play a round of golf together. The man had a small dog with him and on the first green, when the man took a 20 foot putt and the ball dropped into the hole, the little dog started […]
A man was walking down the road one day when he saw a sign in front of a house that read “TALKING DOG FOR SALE”. The sign raised his curiosity, as you might exect, so he walked up the path to the house and rang the doorbell. The owner opened […]
This is definitely the truth when it comes to inner peace: If you can start the day without caffeine. If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains. If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles. If you can eat the same food every day and […]