Jokes tagged as:  Dog Jokes

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Maybe it’s because dogs lend themselves to humour, but there is a wealth of really funny dog jokes and funny dog pictures, as well as funny dog videos.

We have accumulated a collection of the best funny dog jokes here and hope that you enjoy them.

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Cross-Eyed Rottweiler

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says to him, “My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well”, the vet says, “let’s have a look at him”. So, the vet picks the dog up, examines his eyes and ears, then he checks his […]

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New Dog Breeds

The following new dog breeds are now recognized by the American Kennel Club. Well maybe they are, I don’t really know for sure. This is a joke after all. It’s rather like crossing an elephant with a mouse; you can conjure up a funny name but in reality it isn’t […]

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A Salesman Dropped In

A salesman dropped in to see one of his customers. To his surprise, not a soul was in the office, except for a big German Shepherd who was emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks with him. The dog looked up […]

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Martinis!

Two colleagues are riding to work on the bus, when they both see two dogs going at it on a lawn. One man, who has been married for a while, looks at his colleague and says, “Oh boy, I would give anything if I could do it to my wife […]