Maybe it’s because dogs lend themselves to humour, but there is a wealth of really funny dog jokes and funny dog pictures, as well as funny dog videos.
So these two friends met after not having seen each other for a number of years. I’m sure you have done it, literally just walked past someone in the street and recognized them as a friend from the long distant past. I know I have, several times and it’s amazing […]
The Best Funny Dog Jokes
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Maybe it’s because dogs lend themselves to humour, but there is a wealth of really funny dog jokes and funny dog pictures, as well as funny dog videos.
We have accumulated a collection of the best funny dog jokes here and hope that you enjoy them.
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Two women dog owners were arguing over which of their dogs was smarter. The first woman bragged, “My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. Then, he takes a newspaper and brings it to me”. The second woman replied, “I know”. The first […]
A woman went to the pet store to purchase a drinking bowl for her dog. The girl at the counter asked her if she would you like to have the drinking bowl inscribed “For The Dog”. “It doesn’t really matter”, the woman replied. “My husband doesn’t drink water and the […]
A man and his friend met at the clubhouse and decided to play a round of golf together. The man had a small dog with him and on the first green, when the man took a 20 foot putt and the ball dropped into the hole, the little dog started […]
A man was walking down the road one day when he saw a sign in front of a house that read “TALKING DOG FOR SALE”. The sign raised his curiosity, so he walked up the path to the house and rang the doorbell. The owner opened the door, listened to […]
This is definitely the truth when it comes to inner peace: If you can start the day without caffeine. If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains. If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles. If you can eat the same food every day and […]
An elderly woman, who had five poodles, often had to make trips the veterinary clinic. Over the years, she brought her pet poodles to see the vet for routine checkups and procedures, it goes without saying that she was devoted to her little dogs. As time went by, however, one […]
Imagine this winter scene one cold and frosty morning in a local park. A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog spotted a duck that was walking on the […]
A woman bought a dog for her husband. She happened to be passing the animal shelter one day and this one dog kept looking at her and wagging his tail, she was sure it was smiling at her. She just fell in love with it and bought it there and […]
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, “My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well”, the vet says, “let’s have a good look at him”. So, the vet picked the dog up, examined his eyes and ears, then he checked […]