Did you hear about Paddy’s accident? Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork, when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers. He had someone there bandage his hands up, then made his way to the emergency room in Cork’s hospital. The doctor took a look at […]
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An old man went to the doctor for his annual physical examination. The doctor, seeing that the man looked a little worried, asked whether anything was troubling him. “Well, to tell the truth”, the old man said, “Yes there is something that’s been troubling me. You see, I seem to […]
A young man was feeling ill, so he asked a friend of his to recommend a doctor who specialised in internal medicine. “I know a great one”, his friend said, “but he is very expensive. He charges $400 for the first visit and $100 for each visit after that”. Well, […]
A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache. Finally, his nurse, fearing that the man […]
An 86 year old man went to the doctors, walked into the crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist asked, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?” “There’s something wrong with my dick”, the old man replied. The receptionist became irritated by this and said […]
Doctor Johnson had the reputation of helping couples to increase the joy in their sex life. However, he promised only to take a case if he felt that he could help them. The Browns came to see the doctor as they felt that their sex life had become rather mundane […]
A man returns from a visit to the doctor and tells his wife the horrific news, the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. With this in mind, the man does what any number of other men would do in his position and asks his […]
A woman paid a visit to a medical clinic, where she was seen by one of the new younger doctors. After only four minutes in consultation, she burst out of the room, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor was able to stop her and asked her […]
If you are a senior, like me, I am sure you will get a laugh about this story of seniors not listening to their doctors instructions. I went to my nearby CVS Pharmacy, went straight to the back, which is always where the pharmacist’s counter is located. I took out […]
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping at night, and goes to see his doctor about his problem. The doctor invites the accountant into the consulting room, and asks him what the problem is. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night”, the accountant says. “Have you tried […]
