An elderly man was feeling stressed, and so he decides to take a hot bath. Just as he becomes comfortable, the doorbell rings. The man got out of the bathtub, put on his slippers and robe and went to see who was at the door. Well, when he opened the […]
Jokes tagged as: doctor
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A young doctor had moved out to a small community, to replace an older doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so that the community could become used to having a new doctor. Well, they reached first house, where a […]
A little old lady is suffering with gas problems. Just lately she finds that she just can’t stop farting. So, she makes an appointment to see the doctor, and says to him, “Doctor I have this terrible problem with gas, I just can’t seem to stop farting. They never smell, […]
A husband and wife were playing golf together, when the man’s wife was severely stung by a bee. The wife was streaming in agony, so her husband ran quickly back to the clubhouse, to look for a doctor. “Come quickly!” he said. “my wife’s been stung by a bee.” “Where […]
One day, little Johnny blows up a balloon, and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it, as he is liable to break something, but little Johnny just carries on flicking his balloon all around the house. “Johnny!” his mother screams […]
This is a great story about how a doctor stood up to a lawyer in court and the defendant got off. It was one of the most gruesome cases ever to come before the court in the small town, and if found guilty, the defendant would spend the rest of […]
“Oh Doctor, you have to help my husband, he has been acting really strange lately” a farmer’s wife said frantically. She continued, “He thinks he’s a racehorse. He wants to live in a stable. He walks on all fours, and he even eats hay instead of normal food.” The doctor […]
Old Doctor Carver had reached a ripe old age, but he was still practicing medicine, and what’s more, he still made house calls. One afternoon, he was called to the house of old Mr. and Mrs Tuttle. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain. The doctor came out of the bedroom […]
An elderly gentleman had suffered with serious hearing problems for a number of years. Finally, he went to the doctor, who examined him, and he was able to be fitted for a new hi-tech hearing aid that allowed him to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month […]
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, “I’m […]