An old man who is in his nineties goes to his doctor and asks him, “Please Doctor, I want my sex drive lowered”. “But Mr. Johnson”, the doctor replied, “you are in your nineties. Don’t you think that at your age your sex drive is all in your head?” “You’re […]
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A father had three sons, and when he sent them to university he said to them, “I feel tht it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education. You do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token of your […]
After a thorough prostate exam I had recently, which was actually one of the most thorough examinations tha I have ever had, the Doctor left the examination room. A few moments later, the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she asked me the one question that I didn’t […]
A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever, physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said to her, “Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no problems with you, however I did notice […]
A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The doctor thought for a minute and then said to the others, “Do you remember when on the sixth day, God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, […]
A Doctor recently had an elderly elderly gentleman come into his surgery one morning for an unscheduled appointment. Finding time in his busy schedule, the doctor called him into his office for a consultation. “What can I do for you today?” the Doctor asked. The elderly gentleman replied, “Doctor, I […]
An old snake found that his eyesight was no longer as good as it was, so he went to see his Doctor. “Please Doctor, I need something for my eyes, I can’t see well these days”, the snake said. The Doc fixed him up with a pair of glasses and […]
An employee at a large corporation had this problem of getting up late in the morning, and as a result he was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So the employee went to his […]
Murphy had been working as retail clerk in Dublin for a few months and he was suffering from aching feet. “It’s all those years of standing up”, his doctor declared. “You need a holiday Murphy. Go up to Donegal and soak your feet in the ocean and you’ll feel better”. […]
Timmy and his mother were in the doctor’s office for his pre-school physical examination. The receptionist, after completing his medical history form, asked him, “Timmy, when is your birthday?” “February 20th”, Timmy replied. “What year?”, the receptionist asked him. “Every year”, said Timmy, jumping up and down with joy. https://www.pickpik.com/kids-mom-child-child-portrait-family-kid-110683
