Jokes tagged as:  doctor

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Headaches

Bob was a successful lawyer but he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help to find a cure for these headaches. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who […]

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Three Lunatics

Three lunatics approach their asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to the local city. “That’s impossible says the doctor. You are all nuts! You will just get lost and never come back”. However, the three lunatics wouldn’t relent, until finally, exasperated, the doctor says “OK! If you […]

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My Doctor

Let me tell you about my doctor… My doctor is very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in again. He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized she was Chinese. Another time he gave a […]