A Doctor recently had an elderly elderly gentleman come into his surgery one morning for an unscheduled appointment. Finding time in his busy schedule, the doctor called him into his office for a consultation. “What can I do for you today?” the Doctor asked. The elderly gentleman replied, “Doctor, I […]
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An old snake found that his eyesight was no longer as good as it was, so he went to see his Doctor. “Please Doctor, I need something for my eyes, I can’t see well these days”, the snake said. The Doc fixed him up with a pair of glasses and […]
An employee at a large corporation had this problem of getting up late in the morning, and as a result he was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So the employee went to his […]
Murphy had been working as retail clerk in Dublin for a few months and he was suffering from aching feet. “It’s all those years of standing up”, his doctor declared. “You need a holiday Murphy. Go up to Donegal and soak your feet in the ocean and you’ll feel better”. […]
Timmy and his mother were in the doctor’s office for his pre-school physical examination. The receptionist, after completing his medical history form, asked him, “Timmy, when is your birthday?” “February 20th”, Timmy replied. “What year?”, the receptionist asked him. “Every year”, said Timmy, jumping up and down with joy. https://www.pickpik.com/kids-mom-child-child-portrait-family-kid-110683
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia, he was always so tired but struggled to sleep at night. The doctor gave him a physical examination, and couldn’t find anything physically wrong with him. “Listen”, the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to […]
After the eighty four year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said to her, “You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Cratchit, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?” “Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my husband”, the old lady said. She stepped […]
A ballerina goes to the doctor and says to him, “Doctor I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette I fart”. She poor girl is practically in tears as she relates her tale to the doctor. “Hmmm”, says the Doctor, “Do you think you […]
Two women were sitting in a doctor’s waiting room. As so often happens, they began comparing notes on their various medical problems. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said the first woman, “but I guess it’s impossible.” “I used to feel just the same way,” said […]
An old man goes to the doctor for a checkup and is seen by a new doctor that he hasn’t seen before. You are in incredible shape”, the doctor said, having given the old man a complete physical examination. “How old are you again?” “I am 78 years old”, the […]
