A man returns from a visit to the doctor and tells his wife the horrific news, the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. With this in mind, the man does what any number of other men would do in his position and asks his […]
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A woman paid a visit to a medical clinic, where she was seen by one of the new younger doctors. After only four minutes in consultation, she burst out of the room, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor was able to stop her and asked her […]
If you are a senior, like me, I am sure you will get a laugh about this story of seniors not listening to their doctors instructions. I went to my nearby CVS Pharmacy, went straight to the back, which is always where the pharmacist’s counter is located. I took out […]
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping at night, and goes to see his doctor about his problem. The doctor invites the accountant into the consulting room, and asks him what the problem is. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night”, the accountant says. “Have you tried […]
We are all guilty of writing things without thinking, and Doctors are no more immune to this than anyone else. Here are some funny notes that Doctors have written on patients charts: Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year On the 2nd […]
Bob was a successful lawyer but he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help to find a cure for these headaches. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who […]
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?” He asked,”Well, do you smoke tobacco […]
Three lunatics approach their asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to the local city. “That’s impossible says the doctor. You are all nuts! You will just get lost and never come back”. However, the three lunatics wouldn’t relent, until finally, exasperated, the doctor says “OK! If you […]
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with her hand wrapped in a bloody bandage. A nurse takes her into a cubicle, unwraps the bandage from her hand, and she can see that the tip of her index finger has been shot off. Blood is pouring out […]
A blonde woman goes to see her Podiatrist. She says, “Doctor, I just got back from a few weeks in the Bahamas. The weather was so great there, and the ocean was so calm and blue, I spent most of the days just lying on the sand. But the strangest […]
