An accountant is having a hard time sleeping at night, and goes to see his doctor about his problem. The doctor invites the accountant into the consulting room, and asks him what the problem is. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night”, the accountant says. “Have you tried […]
Jokes tagged as: doctor
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We are all guilty of writing things without thinking, and Doctors are no more immune to this than anyone else. Here are some funny notes that Doctors have written on patients charts: Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year On the 2nd […]
Bob was a successful lawyer but he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help to find a cure for these headaches. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who […]
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?” He asked,”Well, do you smoke tobacco […]
Three lunatics approach their asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to the local city. “That’s impossible says the doctor. You are all nuts! You will just get lost and never come back”. However, the three lunatics wouldn’t relent, until finally, exasperated, the doctor says “OK! If you […]
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with her hand wrapped in a bloody bandage. A nurse takes her into a cubicle, unwraps the bandage from her hand, and she can see that the tip of her index finger has been shot off. Blood is pouring out […]
A blonde woman goes to see her Podiatrist. She says, “Doctor, I just got back from a few weeks in the Bahamas. The weather was so great there, and the ocean was so calm and blue, I spent most of the days just lying on the sand. But the strangest […]
Let me tell you about my doctor… My doctor is very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in again. He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized she was Chinese. Another time he gave a […]
Have you ever had a home improvement project that went wrong in an unexpected way? It all started when my wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish our wooden toilet seat. I finally got around to doing it one day while Julie was out shopping, thinking […]
You have to love this Grandma’s way of thinking. The doctor that had been seeing an 80 year old lady for most of her life finally retired, and she was asked to make an appointment with the new doctor to discuss the medications that had been prescribed for her. At […]
