There must be an enormous number of Doctor Jokes that have been told around the world over the years and we have a collection of some of the best of these for you.
Murphy was terribly overweight, so his went to see his Doctor, who put him on a strict diet. The Doctor told Murphy, “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day. Then I want you to eat regularly again for another two days, then skip a […]
The Best Funny Doctor Jokes
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There must be an enormous number of Doctor Jokes that have been told around the world over the years and we have a collection of some of the best of these for you.
We probably have a lot of the oldest ones as well as a lot of new ones, so take a look and have a good laugh at what the doctor ordered.
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The Doctor received an emergency call from Murphy, who appeared to be in a bit of a panic and said he had a fly in his ear. The Doctor suggested that he try an old home remedy. “Just pour warm olive oil into your ear and lie down for a […]
A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender, “A glass of your finest Less, please”. “Less? Never heard of it”, the bartended replied. “Surely you have?” the man responded. “No, really, we don’t stock it”, the bartended replied. “What is it? Some kind of foreign beer?” “I’m […]
A middle aged man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me”. “Well, in plain […]
When old Mrs Weiss was well into her eighties, she decided that she would like to move to Israel. As part of the preparations for her long journey, she went to see her doctor and get all her medical records. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she […]
As I sat waiting for my appointment in the doctor’s reception area, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist’s desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, […]
This is an old one but a good one about an elderly man on a mobility scooter and a Ferrari. An elderly man who was riding on a mobility scooter, looking about 90 years old if not even older, pulled up next to a doctor at a street light. The […]
A doctor had been examining a woman who was rushed to the Emergency Room. He took her husband aside and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at all”. “Me neither docor”, her husband said, “but she’s a great cook and really good with the kids”. Image used […]
Seamus the blacksmith from a small village in Galway, went to see the doctor with a badly damaged foot. The injury looked really painful and Seamus’s foot had a large black and purple bruise on it. The doctor was surprised, for Seamus was a careful man. I guess you would […]
A hillbilly couple from the Ozarks, both typical blonde rednecks with hardly a set of teeth between them and a cabin full of kids, decided to go to the doctor to see about getting the husband “fixed”. The doctor was about to start the required procedure,but stopped to ask them […]