If you get laryngitis it’s no laughing matter, as you can see from the expression on this woman’s face. But sometimes, one person’s problems can be another person’s blessing, as you will find out as you read on. A man called up his doctor and said to him, “Doctor, my […]
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Jeremy paid a visit to his doctor and said, “Doctor, I decided that I would like to be castrated”. “What on earth for?” the doctor asked him, bewildered by his request. “Well Doctor, it’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done”, […]
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics, both suffering with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The SECOND […]
A doctor was giving a lecture to a group of students about how to perform a self-examination of the breasts and testicles. A female student asked one of the male students, “Do you ever get an erection when you do a self-examination of your testicles?” “Sometimes, yes” replied the male […]
My wife had been nagging me for months to paint the toilet seat in our bathroom. She is always perstering me to get some DIY jobs done around the house, so finally, I got around to doing it one hot day while she was out shopping. After finishing the job, […]
A friend of mine wasn’t paying attention at the golf shop this morning, which led to him tripping up and falling into a display of golf clubs. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t pay attention to where you are walking, I know, we all do it don’t we. […]
Murphy went to the doctor for a physical exam and while he was there, he mentioned to the doctor that was thinking about getting a vasectomy. The doctor completed his examination and then commented to Murphy about his question. “Having a vasectomy is a pretty big decision”, the doctor said. […]
An amazing new doctor arrived in a small Midwest town and the word quickly got around that he could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was astounded by what he could do, everyone except that is for old Bill Johnson, who was the town skeptic. Now old Bill Johnson wouldn’t believe […]
Here’s a silly chicken joke to start the day off. Have a fantastic fun filled day everyone. Two men men go to see the doctor, the first man tells the doctor that the other man is his brother and he has a problem. Doctor: What’s wrong with your brother? Boy: […]
A man was feeling ill, he had terrible stomach pains, so he asked a friend if he could recommend a Doctor of Internal Medicine. “I know a great Doctor of Internal Medicine”, his friend said, “but the only problem is, he is very expensive. He charges $500 for the first […]
