Jokes tagged as:  Doctor Jokes

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There must be an enormous number of doctor jokes that have been told around the world, and we have a collection of some of the best for you. We probably have a lot of the oldest ones as well, so take a look and have a good laugh at what the doctor ordered.

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Unscheduled Appointment

A Doctor recently had an elderly elderly gentleman come into his surgery one morning for an unscheduled appointment. Finding time in his busy schedule, the doctor called him into his office for a consultation. “What can I do for you today?” the Doctor asked. The elderly gentleman replied, “Doctor, I […]

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Pre-School Physical Examination

Timmy and his mother were in the doctor’s office for his pre-school physical examination. The receptionist, after completing his medical history form, asked him, “Timmy, when is your birthday?” “February 20th”, Timmy replied. “What year?”, the receptionist asked him. “Every year”, said Timmy, jumping up and down with joy. https://www.pickpik.com/kids-mom-child-child-portrait-family-kid-110683

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Insomnia

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia, he was always so tired but struggled to sleep at night. The doctor gave him a physical examination, and couldn’t find anything physically wrong with him. “Listen”, the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to […]

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Comparing Notes

Two women were sitting in a doctor’s waiting room. As so often happens, they began comparing notes on their various medical problems. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said the first woman, “but I guess it’s impossible.” “I used to feel just the same way,” said […]