How Did It Happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man’s broken leg. “Well, doc, 25 years ago…”, the farmhand starts to explain. “Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning”, the doctor says, cutting hom short. But the farmhand continues […]
Jokes tagged as: doctor
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Three old men have an appointment with their doctor for a memory test. The doctor asks the first old man, “What is three times three?” “274” was his reply. The doctor is a little concerned by this answer, but decides to continue the memory test and says to the second […]
A man suffered a horrific accident and his private parts were badly injured. He was rushed into hospital, where the doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible for his privates to be rebuilt. Unfortunately, his health insurance policy didn’t cover the expense. It was considered cosmetic surgery. The […]
After having their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that they had enough children and it was time to do something about birth control. So, the husband went to his doctor, who also treated mules, and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children. […]
An elderly woman walked into a doctor’s office. Going a bright shade of red, the embarrassed woman she told the doctor that there was a lack of intimacy in her relationship. In fact, she and her husband had not been intimate in years. She said that her husband seemed to […]
A doctor in Dublin wanted to take a day off work and go fishing. So, he approached his assistant. “Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients”. “Yes, sir!” […]
An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boarding house, fell over one day and ended up with a broken leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. He told her to come back in several months when […]
An elderly man was feeling stressed, and so he decides to take a hot bath. Just as he becomes comfortable, the doorbell rings. The man got out of the bathtub, put on his slippers and robe and went to see who was at the door. Well, when he opened the […]
A young doctor had moved out to a small community, to replace an older doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so that the community could become used to having a new doctor. Well, they reached first house, where a […]
A little old lady is suffering with gas problems. Just lately she finds that she just can’t stop farting. So, she makes an appointment to see the doctor, and says to him, “Doctor I have this terrible problem with gas, I just can’t seem to stop farting. They never smell, […]