An 80-year-old man goes to the doctor for a physical checkup. The doctor is pleased to report that all of his tests have come back with normal results. The doctor then says to the old man, “George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at […]
Jokes tagged as: doctor
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A 90 year old man is having his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he is doing. “I’ve never been better!” he replies. “I have an 18 year old bride who is pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?” The doctor considers this for a moment […]
A man goes to see his doctor and tells him that his wife has shown a lack of desire, and she hasn’t wanted to have sex with him for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to make an appointment for his wife in so he can talk […]
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first examination. After a few minutes, the doctor arrived, and proceeded to examine the baby. He checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked the woman if the […]
Phillip and Gillian, a young couple who had only been married a week, and who were both rather inexperienced in certain matters, paid a visit to their doctor. “I can’t figure it out doctor, and I’m really worried,” said Phillip. “My testicles are turning blue.” “That is pretty unusual,” said […]
A flat chested young lady went to Dr. Matthews to see about about enlarging her tiny breasts. She was otherwise quite shapely, but compared to her friends, she was definitely not well endowed, and it was a real cause of embarrassment for her. Having completed his examination, Dr. Matthews advised […]
An Irish woman of an advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice about reviving her husband’s libido. “Have you thought about trying Viagra?” the doctor asked her. “Not a chance”, she said to the doctor, “He won’t even take an aspirin.” “That’s not a problem”, replied the doctor. […]
While making his medical rounds in a hospital in Dublin, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students. “As you can see,” the Doctor says, “this patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched”. The Doctor says to one of the students, “Murphy, […]
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands from shaking!” “Do you drink a lot of coffee?” “Not really – I spill most of it!”
A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: “For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.” The doctor says: “It’s better to […]