So this man staggered into the hospital emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor examined him and not having seen anything like this before, he asked the man what happened. “Well, it was like this”, the man said. “I was […]
The Best Funny Doctor Jokes
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If you are looking for funny doctor jokes you can find them here.
There must be an enormous number of doctor jokes that have been told around the world over the years and we have a collection of some of the best of these for you.
We probably have a lot of the oldest ones as well as a lot of new ones, so take a look and have a good laugh at what the doctor ordered.
I think we have covered just about everything with our jokes about doctors. We have medical examinations, prescriptions, patients with strange symptoms and of course doctors being consulted about problems in the bedroom as well.
If you enjoy this collection, please do leave us comments to let us know what you think and please feel free to share our posts with your friends. Laughter is good medicine and by helping someone to laugh you might just make their day.
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Mary was fed up with the fact that her husband Derek was overweight, so she put him on the spot and asked him why he wasn’t doing anything about shedding a few pounds, especially as Summer was fast approaching. “But Mary honey”, he replied, trying to fob his wife off […]
The small tropical island was becoming really getting overcrowded, so a population control program was introduced by the government to try and reduce the birth rate. The medical team on the island had a simple plan, to provide all the women on the island with birth control pills. It was […]
The surgeon went to see his blonde patient on the day after she had her surgery and she rather hesitantly asked him how long it would be before she could resume her sex life. “Uh, Well I hadn’t really thought about that”m the stunned surgeon replied. “You are the first […]
We know you love Doctor Doctor jokes, so here are a few to make you chuckle. If you know any more and would like to share them with us, please leave us a comment. Scroll down the page and you will find the comments form. Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep […]
A man went to see his doctor and told him that he wasn’t able to do all the things that he used to do around the house. The doctor gave the man a physical examination and when the examination was over, the man said to the doctor, “I’d like you […]
School absence notes from parents! We know children sometimes say or write things that come out all wrong, but as parents you ought to know better and at least be able to compose a simple absence note, for example an absence note to excuse your child from school. Some of […]
Here’s a lovely story for you, about an old man married to a much younger woman. Hubert was an old man who had been married to a much younger woman for several years. Their marriage had been very happy and they had a great sex life, until out of the […]
A couple went to see the obstetrician, because their young daughter had red hair. “Doctor”, the girl’s father said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I am really concerned about our daughter. She can’t possibly be mine because she has red hair”. “That’s nonsense”, the obstetrician said. “Even though both […]
A middle aged man picked up his new prescription for Viagra from the pharmacy and made his way home to get ready for when his wife got home from work. He called his wife on the phone to check and she said that she would be home in an hour. […]
Jack reached retirement age, so he went to see his doctor and asked him, “How can I live to be a hundred years old?” The doctor replied, “Well, I would recommend you give up smoking, stop drinking, don’t go out with women and stop eating meat”. Jack thought about the […]
Murphy went to see the doctor because he had ended up with a bladder infection. As you might imagine a bladder infection can be rather painful and Murphy put off seeing the doctor for as long as possible, but finally the pain became too much to bare and so he […]