There must be an enormous number of Doctor Jokes that have been told around the world over the years and we have a collection of some of the best of these for you.
When old Mrs Weiss was well into her eighties, she decided that she would like to move to Israel. As part of the preparations for her long journey, she went to see her doctor and get all her medical records. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she […]
The Best Funny Doctor Jokes
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There must be an enormous number of Doctor Jokes that have been told around the world over the years and we have a collection of some of the best of these for you.
We probably have a lot of the oldest ones as well as a lot of new ones, so take a look and have a good laugh at what the doctor ordered.
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As I sat waiting for my appointment in the doctor’s reception area, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist’s desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, […]
This is an old one but a good one about an elderly man on a mobility scooter and a Ferrari. An elderly man who was riding on a mobility scooter, looking about 90 years old if not even older, pulled up next to a doctor at a street light. The […]
A doctor had been examining a woman who was rushed to the Emergency Room. He took her husband aside and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at all”. “Me neither docor”, her husband said, “but she’s a great cook and really good with the kids”. Image used […]
Seamus the blacksmith from a small village in Galway, went to see the doctor with a badly damaged foot. The injury looked really painful and Seamus’s foot had a large black and purple bruise on it. The doctor was surprised, for Seamus was a careful man. I guess you would […]
A hillbilly couple from the Ozarks, both typical blonde rednecks with hardly a set of teeth between them and a cabin full of kids, decided to go to the doctor to see about getting the husband “fixed”. The doctor was about to start the required procedure,but stopped to ask them […]
A doctor was giving a lecture to a large audience in Dublin, about the bad choices that we make in deciding what food we eat and how this affects our health. “We eat so unhealthily these days”, the doctor said. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to […]
So, this man went to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients that the doctor would see for this procedure, the man turned up in a limousine and the doctor found him sitting in his office in a rented tuxedo with a black tie. The doctor took a […]
A man with a nervous disorder went to see the doctor and he was late for his appointment. The Doctor was rather angry with him and said, “I see you are over a month late for your appointment. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s […]
This is a really sad story about an elderly woman who had become a widow, having recently lost her husband after 60 years of marriage. Mildred was a 93 year old woman who had become particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Robert. She decided that having spent […]
