A Polish immigrant to the United States went to the Department Of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. Having completed the application form, the clerk sent him in to the optician to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card that contained with the letters: ‘C […]
The Best Funny DMV Jokes
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We have some really funny DMV jokes for you and welcome to our collection of jokes about the dreaded Department Of Motor Vehicles, or DMV as it is commonly known.
What a terrible place the DMV is, having to spend half a day there when it’s time to register a vehicle or get a drivers license.
It doesn’t matter what time of day or which day of the week it is, whenever you have to visit the DMV it’s always busy, so it’s no wonder there are lots of jokes about spending time at the DMV (more like doing time in some cases) and we have a selection of the best DMV jokes right here.
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