The Best Funny DMV Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/cdharrison/423978073We have some really funny DMV jokes for you and welcome to our collection of jokes about the dreaded Department Of Motor Vehicles, or DMV as it is commonly known.

What a terrible place the DMV is, having to spend half a day there when it’s time to register a vehicle or get a drivers license.

It doesn’t matter what time of day or which day of the week it is, whenever you have to visit the DMV it’s always busy, so it’s no wonder there are lots of jokes about spending time at the DMV (more like doing time in some cases) and we have a selection of the best DMV jokes right here.


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Eyesight Test

A Polish immigrant to the United States went to the Department Of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. Having completed the application form, the clerk sent him in […]

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Department Of Motor Vehicles

After having spent more than three hours enduring the long lines at the Department of Motor Vehicles, putting up with the miserable clerks and the insane regulations, just to get […]

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Driving License Renewal

That time had come around again when it was time to renew my driving license, so off I went to the local licensing center, the Department Of Motor Vehicles. When […]