The Best Funny Divorce Jokes

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So, for divorce jokes where one or other partners take the money or seek revenge on the other, or jokes in front of the judge in court and many more, welcome to our collection of Divorce Jokes.


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The Lawyer’s New Client

A lawyer was sitting in his office when his secretary announced that he had a new client waiting to see him. The lawyer’s new client turned out to be a […]

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Picking Lemons

The woman applying for a job picking lemons in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the […]

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Scene At A Fine Restaurant

Imagine if you will this scene at a fine restaurant one evening in a fancy part of town, the sort of place where you have to get all dressed up […]

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A Thousand Valentines Day Cards

Can you imagine sending out a thousand Valentines Day cards? Here’s a Valentines Day story for you, it’s a good one… A man walked into a post office one day […]

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Divorce

A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce and asked her, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home […]

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Getting The Family Together

Sometimes as you know, it gets harder for a family to meet up, even for important events. This is a “supposedly” true story about getting the family together. An elderly […]

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Nagging Mothers

Nagging Mothers, don’t you jut love them! Mothers look after us and care for us, and sometimes it seems to us that they are always nagging, although we learn later, […]

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Caught In The Act

A wife came home early from work one day and caught her husband in the act! Can you believe it, she actually found him in their bedroom and he was […]

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All I Ever Wanted

When I was 14, all I ever wanted in life was a girlfriend who had big t*ts. When I was 16, I dated a girl who had big t*ts, but […]

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Divorced Barbie

Have you heard about the Divorced Barbie doll? These days Barbie dolls come in all shapes and sizes as well as many different colours. There are Barbie dolls of different […]

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Birthday Present For The Wife

If there is one thing I really struggle with it’s knowing what to buy as a birthday present for the wife. This is one such tale where a husband didn’t […]

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Wife Or Mistress?

A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. Not quite the topic you might expect a doctor, a lawyer […]