Jokes tagged as:  divorce

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Divorce

A man appears before a judge one day, seeking a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says to the man, “Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce”. “I want a divorce Your Honour”, the man says, “because I live in a two-story house”. The Judge […]

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Divorce

A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce and asked her, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” the judge said, “I mean what is the […]