I’m not getting married again. I’ve learned my lesson. All those heartbreaks, all that grief, especially going through a messy divorce, it’s just not worth it. Instead, next time I feel the urge to get married, I’ll just find some woman I don’t like and buy her a house. Image […]
The Best Funny Divorce Jokes
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A woman was in the divorce court and called up in front of the judge. Having asked her the usual questions, name, address etc, he then asked her why she was there. “Your honour, I want to divorce my husband”, she said to the judge. “And why do you want […]
“I want a divorce!” That’s something a judge hears quite often in court I am sure, but not always under the same circumstances. Here is one divorce court story that is just a little bit different to the rest… A woman is in court and said to the judge, Your […]
You know what it’s like when a couple of guys go out in their boat, after a while they start on fishing talk, just rambling on over every subject under the sun. One afternoon, Hank and Travis were out on the bayou, quietly sitting in their boat fishing, chewing tobacco, […]
A young girl and her Mother were out shopping one day at the mall, when the young girl asked her Mother, “Mommy, how old are you?” Her Mother said “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You will learn that later on in life”. A little while later, the young […]
Marjorie stood up before the judge in the divorce court. Judge: “You have asked for a divorce decree from this court. Madam, is that right?” Marjorie: “Yes Your Honor”. Judge: “And the grounds for your request is that your husband is too careless about his appearance. Is that correct?” Marjorie: […]
Divorce, never a pleasant subject, but the topic of many jokes and we have a good one here for you. A man appears before a judge one day, hoping that he can get a divorce. The judge quietly reviews a stack of papers and then asks the man, “Please tell […]
Their 30th wedding anniversary was due, so Charles asked his wife Margaret, what she would like to celebrate it. “Would you like a new fur coat?”, he asked. “Not really”, Margaret said. “Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?”, Charles asked her. “No thanks”, she responded. “Well, how about […]
A lawyer was sitting in his office when his secretary announced that he had a new client waiting to see him. The client turned out to be a very attractive young blonde mother. The lawyer called the young woman into his office, and asked her what he could do for […]
The woman applying for a job as a lemon picker in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs […]
