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The Best Funny Divorce Jokes
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I wouldn’t be surprised if there were a million Divorce Jokes out there, as although divorce is more often than not a horribly painful experience, there are many stories about divorce that show the funny side of it.
So, for divorce jokes where one or other partners take the money or seek revenge on the other, or jokes in front of the judge in court and many more, welcome to our collection of Divorce Jokes.
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A farmer’s wife was at her lawyer’s, seeking advice about getting a divorce. The lawyer asked her why she wanted to get a divorce, so the farmer’s wife replied, “My […]
After a long tiring day at the office, the woman commuter settled down in her seat on the train and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the […]
I’m not getting married again. I’ve learned my lesson. All those heartbreaks, all that grief, especially going through a messy divorce, it’s just not worth it. Instead, next time I […]
A woman was in the divorce court and the time came for her to be called up in front of the judge. Having asked her the usual questions, name, address […]
“I want a divorce!” Now that’s something a judge hears quite often in court I am sure, but not always under the same circumstances. Here is one divorce court story […]
You know what it’s like when a couple of men go out in their boat. After a while they start on fishing talk, just rambling on, covering practically every subject […]
A young girl and her Mother were out shopping one day at the mall, when the young girl asked her Mother, “Mommy, how old are you?” Her Mother said “Sweetie, […]
Marjorie stood up before the judge in the divorce court. Judge: “You have asked for a divorce decree from this court. Madam, is that right?” Marjorie: “Yes Your Honor”. Judge: […]
A prospective jury in a Dallas District Court were surprised by the definition of voluntary manslaughter that they were given, immediately prior to their being selected for a murder trial. […]
Divorce is never a pleasant subject, but it’s the topic of many jokes and we have a good divorce joke here for you. So, a man appeared before a judge […]
Their 30th wedding anniversary was due, so Charles asked his wife Margaret, what she would like to do to celebrate it. “Would you like a new fur coat?”, he asked […]