One rainy afternoon when I had nothing else to do, I decided to put together one of my six year old son’s model kits. I found one of a dinosaur and was looking over the pieces, trying to work out what went where, when he walked into the room and […]
The Best Funny dinosaur
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An accountant recently paid a visit to the Natural History museum. While he was looking at the Tyrannosaurus Rex exhibit, he remarked to another visitor who was standing next to him, “Did you know that this dinosaur is two million years and ten months old”. The man asked him, “Where […]
A Hunter was walking through the African jungle, when he found a huge dead dinosaur, with a pygmy standing beside it. Totrally amazed, he asked the pygmy: “Did you kill that?” The pygmy said “Yes, I did” (in perfect English of course – come on this is a joke you […]
I went to use our toilet the other day, and was surprised to find that it was blocked. There are few things that are worse than a blocked toilet, that’s a fact, especially if weren’t the one who caused the blockage! When I say “blocked”, I mean nothing was shifting, […]