An accountant recently paid a visit to the Natural History museum. While he was looking at the Tyrannosaurus Rex exhibit, he remarked to another visitor who was standing next to him, “Did you know that this dinosaur is two million years and ten months old”. The man asked him, “Where […]
The Best Funny dinosaur
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A Hunter was walking through the African jungle, when he found a huge dead dinosaur, with a pygmy standing beside it. Totrally amazed, he asked the pygmy: “Did you kill that?” The pygmy said “Yes, I did” (in perfect English of course – come on this is a joke you […]
I went to use our toilet the other day, and was surprised to find that it was blocked. When I say “blocked”, I mean nothing was shifting, despite a number of attempts to unblock it using a plunger. No matter what I tried, the toilet just remained totally blocked. Frustrated, […]
