An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While looking at the Tyrannosaurus Rex exhibit, he said to the person standing next to him: “This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old”. The man asked him, “Where did you get this exact information?” The accountant replied, “I was here […]
Jokes tagged as: dinosaur
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A Hunter was walking through the African jungle, when he found a huge dead dinosaur, with a pygmy standing beside it. Totrally amazed, he asked the pygmy: “Did you kill that?” The pygmy said “Yes, I did” (in perfect English of course – come on this is a joke you […]
I went to use our toilet the other day, and was surprised to find that it was blocked. When I say “blocked”, I mean nothing was shifting, despite a number of attempts to unblock it using a plunger. No matter what I tried, the toilet just remained totally blocked. Frustrated, […]
