Jokes tagged as:  dinner

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Uncle Jim

Mike called home one afternoon, as he was feeling hungry, and was curious as to what his wife was making for dinner. “Hello?” said a little girl’s voice. “Hi, honey, it’s Daddy,” said Mike. “Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Jim.” After […]

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Cat Food

A woman is enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. Looking at the time she exclaimed in horror, “Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He’s going to really be ticked if it’s not ready on time.” When she gets […]