A woman was out enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. Turning to look at the time after a game had ended, she exclaimed in horror, […]
The Best Funny Dinner Jokes
When I left the office and went out to lunch today, I noticed that there was an old lady who looked to be in her mid seventies, who was sitting […]
This is a classic Irish joke about an Irish toast. After dinner, Paddy raised his glass and toasted his girlfriend with the words “May you be in Heaven a half-hour […]
Harold feared that his wife Dorothy wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought that if she was going deaf that she might need a hearing aid. […]
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen calling “‘what would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?”
This is the Stress Relief Diet. It’s a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day. I’m not sure if it the diet […]
One evening, two vampires decided that what they would really like was an Italian Dinner. They had been sitting around their castle in Transylvania talking about how they were tired […]