A woman was out enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. Turning to look at the time after a game had ended, she exclaimed in horror, […]
The Best Funny Dinner Jokes
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We hope you are ready for a three course helping of funny dinner jokes.
Something always goes wrong at dinner time doesn’t it. Whether it’s the food being undercookes or burnt, or guests not turning up, or maybe even someone having to leave early, there’s a dinner joke in there somewhere.
I’m sure you have some good funny dinner stories to tell and if so we would love to hear them. Just leave us a comment and we will let you know when we publish it.
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Harold feared that his wife Dorothy wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought that if she was going deaf that she might need a hearing aid. […]
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen calling “‘what would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?”
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One evening, two vampires decided that what they would really like was an Italian Dinner. They had been sitting around their castle in Transylvania talking about how they were tired […]