This is a story about retirement in South Florida. I don’t know who wrote the original version of this and suspect it’s been embellished over the years. I have done […]
The Best Funny Dinner Jokes
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We hope you are ready for a three course helping of funny dinner jokes.
Something always goes wrong at dinner time doesn’t it. Whether it’s the food being undercookes or burnt, or guests not turning up, or maybe even someone having to leave early, there’s a dinner joke in there somewhere.
I’m sure you have some good funny dinner stories to tell and if so we would love to hear them. Just leave us a comment and we will let you know when we publish it.
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