This is a story about retirement in South Florida. I don’t know who wrote the original version of this and suspect it’s been embellished over the years. I have done my own editing as well to try and give a feel of the experience of being retired and living in […]
The Best Funny Dinner Jokes
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We hope you are ready for a three course helping of funny dinner jokes.
Something always goes wrong at dinner time doesn’t it. Whether it’s the food being undercookes or burnt, or guests not turning up, or maybe even someone having to leave early, there’s a dinner joke in there somewhere.
I’m sure you have some good funny dinner stories to tell and if so we would love to hear them. Just leave us a comment and we will let you know when we publish it.
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Have you ever tried to do a hearing test at home? Well here’s one case where the hearing test didn’t quite go as planned. Harold feared his wife Martha wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. He wasn’t quite sure […]
Father Murphy was being honoured with a retirement dinner, after 25 years service in the parish. A leading local politician who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make a presentation to Father Murphy and to give a little speech at the dinner. Unfortunately, the politician was delayed, […]
A couple invited some of their friends over to their house one evening for a dinner party. When the meal was ready to be served, the mother turned to her six year old daughter and asked her, “Would you Like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t know what to say”, […]
Have you tried lots of diets without success? Well, have you heard of the Miracle Cat Food Diet? Seriously, this could be the right diet for you! Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those of us who have never had any success dieting, […]
Don’t you just love those family dinner parties where all the family and their friends are invited and everyone gets a chance to catch up with friends and relatives that they haven’t seen in a long time. Unfortunately, with children around, you never quite know what might happen and sometimes […]
Three Texas cowboys went out to dinner in a steak restaurant in town one evenng. Each of them was eager to impress the other cowboys, to prove just how tough he was, coming from Texas of course. The first cowboy ordered his steak “rare, as red as can be”. The […]
Her husband was all ready to go out to dinner for the evening and he was pacing back and forth in the living room waiting for her, impatiently. Every few minutes he kept glancing at his watch. To anyone watching it was pretty obvious that he was becoming agitated and […]
During the dinner party that was held to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary, Bob was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. “Tell us Bob, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your […]
A man who was due to give a speech after dinner, was in such a hurry to get to the hotel where he was to give his speech, that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to bring his false […]
Mike called his home one afternoon, as he was feeling hungry, and was curious as to what his wife was making for dinner. I know that feeling, I’m like that too, but anyway back to the joke… “Hello?” said a little girl’s voice. “Hi, honey, it’s Daddy”, said Mike. “Is […]
A man was invited over for dinner to the home of some old friends of his. His friends wife cooked a lovely meal, which was eaten over a long time with lots of good conversation, as they hadn’t seen each other in quite a while. He was intrigued to find […]