Murphy was terribly overweight, so his went to see his Doctor, who put him on a strict diet. The Doctor told Murphy, “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day. Then I want you to eat regularly again for another two days, then skip a […]
The Best Funny diet
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Have you tried lots of diets without success? Well, have you heard of the Miracle Cat Food Diet? Seriously, this could be the right diet for you! Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those of us who have never had any success dieting, […]
Susan was down with the flu earlier in the month and had sent her husband out shopping for groceries at her local natural foods store. Susan had given him a carefully prepared shopping list, which contained the items she required to maintain the strict diet the doctor had put her […]
I recently joined a well known weight loss organisation with some friends and attended the weekly weight loss meeting. Nobody likes to be fat, least of all me and we had all agreed that over the holidays, we had put on a few too many pounds, so doing something to […]
A woman in our weight loss club was lamenting that she had actually gained weight since joining the club. During her weekly report, she said that she had made her family’s favorite cake over the weekend, and they had eaten half of it at dinnertime. The woman continued… The next […]
This is the Stress Relief Diet. It’s a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day. I’m not sure if it the diet itself helps you to lose weight or not, but it definitely helps to combat stress. BREAKFAST 1 grapefruit 1 slice […]
Have you heard the story about the day I told someone that I was on the Dog Food Diet? I have two decent sized dogs, and yesterday I was in the grocery store buying a large bag of dog food, and was standing in line at the cash register. I […]