The Best Funny Diarrhoea Jokes

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Diarrhoea Man In Jeans Holding Toilet Roll. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/30478819@N08/51259023619OMG what have we got here, diarrhoea jokes! What a topic and what a variety of spellings, from diarrhoea in Ireland and the UK to diarrhea in the USA.

This is a horrible affliction and apparently it’s hereditary. Yes folks, it runs in your genes!

There are so many different terms for this, from The Runs to Montezuma’s Revenge, Delhi Belly, The Squits and many more.

But this is a great topic for a funny story and so of course we have to include a section on diarrhoea jokes on here. We do hope you enjoy them.


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