OMG what have we got here, diarrhoea jokes! What a topic and what a variety of spellings, from diarrhoea in Ireland and the UK to diarrhea in the USA.
An Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman were all sitting down and having a few beers, while discussing what is the fastest thing in life. After much deliberation the Englishman said, “I believe that the fastest thing in life is the process of thought, it comes out in a flash”. […]
The Best Funny Diarrhoea Jokes
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OMG what have we got here, diarrhoea jokes! What a topic and what a variety of spellings, from diarrhoea in Ireland and the UK to diarrhea in the USA.
This is a horrible affliction and apparently it’s hereditary. Yes folks, it runs in your genes!
There are so many different terms for this, from The Runs to Montezuma’s Revenge, Delhi Belly, The Squits and many more.
But this is a great topic for a funny story and so of course we have to include a section on diarrhoea jokes on here. We do hope you enjoy them.
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