An Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman were all sitting down and having a few beers, while discussing what is the fastest thing in life. After much deliberation the Englishman said, “I believe that the fastest thing in life is the process of thought, it comes out in a flash”. […]
The Best Funny Diarrhoea Jokes
Having thought about this for some considerable time, I realised that there are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diahorrea, or you are anxious to meet people who do! The other reason for not wanting to sit in the back row […]
Dear Internet. Thanks to you and the introduction of Social Media sites like Facebook and Twitter, my life is ruined! I have now seen so many things that I cannot un-see, and my life has been changed forever. Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without […]
One day, little Johnny blew up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. He was having a great time and I know just how much fun he was having as I used to do that myself growing up, especially over the Christmas holidays when […]
Have you ever wondered what life would be like if farts were colored? This is my take on farts and a sort of “what if” in a world where you can not only hear them, you can see them coming! Farts! You either love them or hate them. It’s very […]