With the Presidential election coming up very soon, here’s a good joke about a dead Senator that you will hopefully enjoy. A U.S. Senator was walking down the street one day when he was hit by a truck and died. The Senator’s soul arrived in Heaven and was met by […]
The Best Funny Devil Jokes
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An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil said to the lawyer: “I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand […]
A man died and to his great disappointment he was sent to Hell instead of being sent to Heaven as he expected. When he arrived in Hell, he was intrigued to find that there was a different Hell for each country and that you actually had a choice of which […]
Is golf so important to you, would you be willing to give up your sex life if it helped you to play golf better? You may think that this is a crazy question to ask, but here is a story that features such a situation. A keen golfer is playing […]
Patrick Flaherty came home drunk again as he did every evening, just before ten o’clock. Now, the Missus was never too happy about this, so one night she hid in the cemetery that he passes on the way home, intending to scare the beejeezus out of him. As poor Patrick […]
One day, while walking down the street, Susan, who was a highly successful woman executive, was tragically hit by a bus and killed. Her soul arrived up in Heaven, where she was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. “Greetings Susan, welcome to Heaven,” said Saint Peter. “Before […]
Satan doesn’t always have his own way. This is a story about Satan and the old man. Just a few minutes before the church services started, congregation were sitting in their pews and talking, as is quite normal in a small town church where everybody knows each other. It’s a […]
This is a joke about an Irish toast. After dinner, Paddy raises his glass and toasts his girlfriend with the words “May you be in Heaven a half-hour before the devil knows you’re dead!” “What’s that mean?”. she asks him. “That is an authentic Irish toast” replies Paddy. “Oh. In […]
The pastor’s wife went shopping. Her husband, who was a poor country pastor, was livid when he confronted her with the receipt for a dress she had bought which cost over $250. “How could you do this!”, the pastor exclaimed to her in rage. “I don’t know,” the pastor’s wife […]