The Best Funny Devil Jokes

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The Devil is a devious evil character, a bit of a joker I think. Not surprisingly there are a lot of Devil Jokes and we have some of the best ones here on The Laughline.

Also known as Satan, Lucifer and a number of other names, the Devil is always plotting to get more people to come to Hell when they die than go to Heaven. Fortunately (or at least when it comes to jokes and tall stories) his plans don’t always work out as intended.

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The Dead Senator

With the Presidential election coming up very soon, here’s a good joke about a dead Senator that you will hopefully enjoy. A U.S. Senator was walking down the street one […]

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The Attorney And The Devil

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil said to the lawyer: “I have a proposition for you. You can […]

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Sent To Hell

A man died and to his great disappointment he was sent to Hell instead of being sent to Heaven as he expected. When he arrived in Hell, he was intrigued […]

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Drunk Again

Patrick Flaherty came home drunk again as he did every evening, just before ten o’clock. Now, the Missus was never too happy about this, so one night she hid in […]

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A Successful Woman Executive Goes To Heaven

One day, while walking down the street, Susan, who was a highly successful woman executive, was tragically hit by a bus and killed. Her soul arrived up in Heaven, where […]

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Satan And The Old Man

Satan doesn’t always have his own way you know. This is a story about Satan and the old man. Just a few minutes before the church services started, the congregation […]

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An Irish Toast

This is a classic Irish joke about an Irish toast. After dinner, Paddy raised his glass and toasted his girlfriend with the words “May you be in Heaven a half-hour […]

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The Pastor’s Wife

The pastor’s wife went shopping. Her husband, who was a poor country pastor, was livid when he confronted her with the receipt for a dress she had bought which cost […]