A Coca Cola salesman returned from an assignment in the Middle East, very disappointed with his lack of success. A friend asked him why he hadn’t been more successful with the Arabs. The salesman explained to his friends that when he got posted to Saudi Arabia, he was very confident […]
The Best Funny desert
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Are you ready for a bad joke? A really bad joke even? Ok, so there were three French Foreign Legionnaires who were walking through the desert under the baking hot sun. They were fully equipped with enough water for days and they had plenty of food in their packs, but […]
A man was riding on a camel, through miles and miles of sun drenched desert, searching for some sign of life. He had got lost the day before, and now all he could see in every direction was just one sand dune after another. His supplies were running low, and […]
A mother camel and her baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked, “Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replied, “Well my son, when we trek across the desert, our toes will help us stay on top of the soft sand.” Not […]
This has to absolutely positively be the longest joke in the world and by a long way too. So please bear with me as the story unravels and enjoy… Our story begins with a man crawling through the desert. He is hot, it’s dry, it’s sandy and he is lost and […]
One evening, two vampires decided that what they would really like was an Italian Dinner. They had been sitting around their castle in Transylvania talking about how they were tired of the local food and both of them were of the opinion that Italian food would be a nice change […]