The Best Funny Desert Island Jokes

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There are a lot of jokes about people being stranded on a desert island, and have you ever thought that it’s really a misnomer, as these islands are in the middle of the ocean for a start, plus they are usually covered in palm trees and the only sand is where the island touches the sea.

They should really be called deserted islands, but then you would have to change the name of a famous radio program that has been running for donkey’s years as well, and I can’t see that happening.

Anyhow, back to the jokes, and we hope you enjoy this selection of jokes about desert islands.

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The Software Engineer

A software engineer decided he needed a really good break from work after completing a long and complicated project, so he booked a luxury cruise to the islands of Polynesia […]

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Samuel and Rachel

Samuel and Rachel were flying over the Pacific Ocean on an airplane that was headed for Australia. They were off on a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th wedding […]

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Stranded On A Deserted Island

Three sailors had been shipwrecked and had been stranded on a deserted island for over two years. They had been lucky to survive and had made the best of the […]

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Stranded On A Deserted Island

Phillip rather fancied himself to be quite a ladies man, so after his cruise ship sank in a storm and he found himself stranded on a deserted island with six […]

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Small Island

As the passenger cruise ship sailed past a small island in the middle of the ocean, all the passengers leaned over the rail to get a good look and they […]

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Shipwrecked

Can you imagine what it must be like to be shipwrecked on a deserted island? A sailing ship was crossing the Pacific Ocean, and one stormy night it san off […]

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Deserted Islands

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian Men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French […]

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Desert Island

One day, this man who has been stranded on a desert island, in the middle of the vast ocean and all alone for ten years, was sitting on the beach […]

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Stranded On A Desert Island

On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following people were stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 […]

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Uncharted Island

One day in the South Pacific, a U.S. Navy ship was sailing across what ought to have been a large expanse of open water when the lookout saw smoke coming […]