Desert Island Jokes | The Laughline

Jokes tagged as: Desert Island Jokes

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There are a lot of jokes about people being stranded on a desert island, and have you ever thought that it’s really a misnomer, as these islands are in the middle of the ocean for a start, plus they are usually covered in palm trees and the only sand is where the island touches the sea.

They should really be called deserted islands, but then you would have to change the name of a famous radio program that has been running for donkey’s years as well, and I can’t see that happening.

Anyhow, back to the jokes, and we hope you enjoy this selection of jokes about desert islands.

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Travel Jokes

Small Island

As the passenger cruise ship sailed past a small island in the middle of the ocean, everyone could see a bearded man who was shouting and desperately waving his hands. “Who is it?”, a passenger asked the captain. The cruise ship captain replied, “I have no idea, but every year […]

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Travel Jokes

Shipwrecked

Can you imagine what it must be like to be shipwrecked on a deserted island? A sailing ship was crossing the Pacific Ocean, and one stormy night it san off an atoll in the middle of nowhere. A Welshman, a sheep, and a dog were the only survivors of the […]

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General Jokes

Desert Island

One day, this man who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, is sitting on the beach watching the ocean, like he has done every day since he was shipwrecked, when he sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship,”he thinks […]

Travel Jokes

Stranded On A Desert Island

On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman […]

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