Samuel and Rachel were flying over the Pacific Ocean on an airplane that was headed for Australia. They were off on a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the pilot announced, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very […]
The Best Funny Desert Island Jokes
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Three sailors had been shipwrecked and had been stranded on a deserted island for over two years. They had been lucky to survive and had made the best of the natural resources they had found on the island, but now it was becoming obvious that there was no possible hope […]
Phillip rather fancied himself to be quite a ladies man, so after his cruise ship sank in a storm and he found himself stranded on a deserted island with six women, he didn’t see his being shipwrecked so much as a disaster as it being the best thing that had […]
As the passenger cruise ship sailed past a small island in the middle of the ocean, everyone could see a bearded man who was shouting and desperately waving his hands. “Who is it?”, a passenger asked the captain. The cruise ship captain replied, “I have no idea, but every year […]
Can you imagine what it must be like to be shipwrecked on a deserted island? A sailing ship was crossing the Pacific Ocean, and one stormy night it san off an atoll in the middle of nowhere. A Welshman, a sheep, and a dog were the only survivors of the […]
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian Men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman Two German men and one German woman Two Greek men and one Greek woman Two English men and one […]
One day, this man who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, is sitting on the beach watching the ocean, like he has done every day since he was shipwrecked, when he sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship,”he thinks […]
On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following people were stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman […]