Roger had been spending so much time working, he thought it might be nice to buy a little gift for his wife to show her that he did appreciate her, even though she hadn’t seen much of him lately. So, on the way home from the office, he called into […]
The Best Funny department store
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A pretty young girl walked up to the fabric counter in a department store and asked the assistant, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard”, replied the smirking male shop assistant with a drawl. “That will […]
A young lad from Texas applied for a salesman’s job at a large department store in Chicago. This store was the biggest in the world, and literally sold everything under the sun. “Have you ever been a salesman before?” the boss asked the Texas lad during his interview. “Oh yes, […]
Two leggy blondes walk up to a perfume counter in a large department store. The first blonde picks up a sample bottle of perfume, sprays it on her wrist, smells it, and says, “That’s nice, don’t you think, Tracy?” Tracy takes a sniff of her friend’s wrist, and says, “Yeah, […]
