Saoirse Kelly decided one year to do her Christmas shopping in Dublin. “Be careful”, her friend Maria Ellis said, “those department stores in Dublin charge far more than you would pay down here in Cork. They always double the price. So when you get there only offer them half”. “To […]
The Best Funny department store
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Roger had been spending so much time working, he thought it might be nice to buy a little gift for his wife to show her that he did appreciate her, even though she hadn’t seen much of him lately. So, on the way home from the office, he called into […]
A pretty young woman walked up to the fabric counter in a department store and asked the shop assistant, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard”, replied the smirking male shop assistant, oggling her with a […]
A young lad from Texas applied for a salesman’s job at a large department store in Chicago. This store was the biggest in the world and literally sold everything under the sun. “Have you ever been a salesman before?” the boss asked the Texas lad during his job interview. “Oh […]
Two leggy blondes walked up to a perfume counter in a large department store where the first blonde picked up a sample bottle of perfume, sprayed it on her wrist, smelled it, and said, “Ooh that’s nice, don’t you think, Tracy?” Her friend Tracy took a sniff of her friend’s […]