The Best Funny Dentist Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Dentist_assistants.JPGGoing to the dentist is no joke, but there are plenty of jokes about going to the dentist. We hope you enjoy the selection of dentist jokes that we have for you here.

So, what are your experiences of going to the dentist? No problems, or are you literally petrified of the drill and that needle they give you an injection with. It not only feels like it’s 3 inches long, it damn well is! Have you had teeth out, crowns, root canals and the like? We are sure some of our dentist jokes will help to make things easier next time you have an appointment.


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Dentures

A man went to see his dentist because he felt something was wrong with his mouth, his dentures didn’t seem to feel quite right lately. The dentist examined the man’s mouth and said to him, “That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is completely corroded. […]

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Bad Toothache

A man goes to the dentist with bad toothache. Having checked the tooth, the dentist tells him, “your aching tooth will have to come out, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes”. The man asks the dentist, “How much will it cost to pull the tooth out?” The […]