A man and his wife walked into the dentist’s office. The man said to the dentist, “Please Doctor, I’m in a big hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic, just pull the tooth and be […]
The Best Funny Dentist Jokes
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Right before the last extraction of the day was about to begin, the dentist realised that he had ran out of anaesthetic. He debated what to do, as he didn’t want to cancel the patient’s appointment, the poor man had been suffering with severe toothache for several days. Having decided […]
A couple of old men were playing golf at their Country Club in South Florida, when one of them mentioned that he was going to go to see “Dr. Yankem”, a well known local dentist, in the morning to get a new set of dentures. His elderly friend remarked that […]
A woman goes to the dentist for a checkup. He calls her into the room with all the machinery and gadgets, or the “torture chamber” as I like to call it, sits her down in the dentist chair and begins the checkup. After the dentist has through examined her, he […]
A man went to his dentist because he felt something was wrong with his mouth, his dentures didn’t seem to feel quite right. The dentist examined the man’s mouth and said to him, “That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is completely corroded. What on […]
A man goes to the dentist with bad toothache. Having checked the tooth, the dentist tells him, “your aching tooth will have to come out, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes”. The man asks the dentist, “How much will it cost to pull the tooth out?” The […]
A young mother took her son to the dentist as he was having a lot of toothache. The dentist told her that the tooth was decayed and would have to come out. After the tooth had been removed, the dentist said to the young mother, “I am sorry madam, but […]
An elderly lady went to the dentist, who couldn’t help but notice that she was looking very nervous as she sat down in the dental chair. To try and help her to relax, he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his latex gloves. “Do you […]
Negotiating over the cost of treatment with your dentist is not something that you should do without a lot of thought, especially if you have a bad toothache and need to have a tooth removed. This video shows you how to negotiate with your dentist in a businesslike manner, but […]
