Going to the dentist is no joke, but there are plenty of jokes about going to the dentist. We hope you enjoy the selection of dentist jokes that we have for you here.
A man went to the dentist to have a tooth extracted because it had decayed and was giving him a lot of pain. The dentist sat the man down in the chair, got him reclined and then pulled out a novocaine syringe to help to numb the area around the […]
The Best Funny Dentist Jokes
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Going to the dentist is no joke, but there are plenty of jokes about going to the dentist. We hope you enjoy the selection of dentist jokes that we have for you here.
So, what are your experiences of going to the dentist? No problems, or are you literally petrified of the drill and that needle they give you an injection with. It not only feels like it’s 3 inches long, it damn well is! Have you had teeth out, crowns, root canals and the like? We are sure some of our dentist jokes will help to make things easier next time you have an appointment.
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The pretty young lady was at the dentists having a tooth extracted. The dentist gave her the usual “This won’t hurt a bit” routine, before bending over her with a drill in his hand. As he started the drill going, with that shrill sound that sets everyone’s teeth on edge, […]
A man and his wife walked into the dentist’s office. The man said to the dentist, “Please Doctor, I’m in a big hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic, just pull the tooth and be […]
Right before the last tooth extraction of the day was about to begin, the dentist realised that he had ran out of anaesthetic. Now, if you have ever had a filling even, let alone a tooth extracted, you will know that it’s not exactly pleasant with anaesthetic, let alone without […]
A couple of old men were playing golf at their Country Club in South Florida, when one of them mentioned that he was going to go to see “Dr. Yankem”, a well known local dentist, in the morning to get a new set of dentures. His elderly friend remarked that […]
A woman goes to the dentist for a checkup. He calls her into the room with all the machinery and gadgets, or the “torture chamber” as I like to call it, sits her down in the dentist chair and begins the checkup. After the dentist has through examined her, he […]
A man went to see his dentist because he felt something was wrong with his mouth, his dentures didn’t seem to feel quite right lately. The dentist examined the man’s mouth and said to him, “That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is completely corroded. […]
A man goes to the dentist with bad toothache. Having checked the tooth, the dentist tells him, “your aching tooth will have to come out, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes”. The man asks the dentist, “How much will it cost to pull the tooth out?” The […]
A young mother took her son to the dentist as he had been having a lot of toothache lately. The dentist told her that he had a tooth that was decayed and it would have to come out. After the tooth had been removed, the dentist said to the young […]
An elderly lady went to the dentist, who couldn’t help but notice that she was looking very nervous as she sat down in the dental chair. To try and help her to relax, he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his latex gloves. “Do you […]
So I was in this sleazy bar on the wrong side of town last night, standing at the bar waiting for a beer, when this large ugly woman came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. She said, “Hey sexy, I really dig old men, how about giving […]
A man who was due to give a speech after dinner, was in such a hurry to get to the hotel where he was to give his speech, that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to bring his false […]