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The Best Funny Dentist Jokes
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Going to the dentist is no joke, but there are plenty of jokes about going to the dentist. We hope you enjoy the selection of dentist jokes that we have for you here.
So, what are your experiences of going to the dentist? No problems, or are you literally petrified of the drill and that needle they give you an injection with. It not only feels like it’s 3 inches long, it damn well is! Have you had teeth out, crowns, root canals and the like? We are sure some of our dentist jokes will help to make things easier next time you have an appointment.
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A man went to the dentist to have a tooth extracted because it had decayed and was seriously giving him a lot of pain. The dentist sat the man down […]
The pretty young lady was at the dentists having a tooth extracted. The dentist gave her the usual “This won’t hurt a bit” routine, before bending over her with a […]
A man and his wife walked into the dentist’s office. The man said to the dentist, “Please Doctor, I’m in a big hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in […]
Right before the last tooth extraction of the day was about to begin, the dentist realised that he had ran out of anaesthetic. Now, if you have ever had a […]
A couple of old men were playing golf at their Country Club in South Florida, when one of them mentioned that he was going to go to see “Dr. Yankem”, […]
A woman goes to the dentist for a checkup. He calls her into the room with all the machinery and gadgets, or the “torture chamber” as I like to call […]
A man went to see his dentist because he felt something was wrong with his mouth, his dentures didn’t seem to feel quite right lately. The dentist examined the man’s […]
A man goes to the dentist with bad toothache. Having checked the tooth, the dentist tells him, “your aching tooth will have to come out, but don’t worry it will […]
A young mother took her son to the dentist as he had been having a lot of toothache lately. The dentist told her that he had a tooth that was […]
An elderly lady went to the dentist, who couldn’t help but notice that she was looking very nervous as she sat down in the dental chair. To try and help […]
So I was in this sleazy bar on the wrong side of town last night, standing at the bar waiting for a beer, when this large ugly woman came up […]