I got to thinking last night, as you do after a few beers and you know what, I think that life is all backwards. I know, that sounds like a load of rubbish, especially after I have had a few beers, but drinking beer sometimes does send me off into […]
The Best Funny death
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An old man was critically ill and feeling that his death was near, he called his lawyer. “I want to become a lawyer”, the old man asked. “How much does it cost for that express degree you told me about?” “It costs $50,000”, the lawyer told him, then asked, “But […]
A Bible study group was discussing one of those awkward topics, the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. “We will all die some day” said the leader of the discussion group. Several of the other members nodded their heads, signalling that they too understood the truth that life can’t go on […]
The boss went up to one of his employees and asked him, “Do you believe in life after death?” “Yes, sir, I do”, the employee replied. “Well, then, that makes everything just fine”, the boss went on. The boss paused for a moment, then continued, “This may sound really strange […]
Well Michael Jackson has departed this life at the tender age of 50, and I am sure his music will live on with his fans for many years to come, but so too will all the bizarre elements of his life, including his many plastic surgeries, change of color from […]
This is a photo of Michael Jackson’s toe tag from where he was lying in the mortuary. The small print says it all!
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. There she saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around the table were her parents, and all the other people she […]