The paramedic arrived at the house to find it in darkness. He had responded to the emergency call on his own as there was a power cut in the area […]
The Best Funny Daughter Jokes
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Daughters feature quite widely in jokes, probably because they are wild and carefree, especially in their teenage years.
It’s probably also because daughters ask a lot of awkward questions in the years leading up to their teenage years.
We hope you enjoy our selection of daughter jokes, and if you do, please help us by sharing them. We have provided links to Facebook and Twitter to help.
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A couple went to see the obstetrician, because their young daughter had red hair. “Doctor”, the girl’s father said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I am really concerned about […]
A bank manager was arrested last week for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s university education. The police officer who was leading the bank manager away in handcuffs leaned […]
I was out walking with my four year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. Seeing what she was about […]
A young woman came home from a date looking really sad. When her mother asked her daughter what was wrong she said, “Charlie asked me to marry him a few […]
“Just relax sir”, the nurse at the hospital kept telling the young father to be, but it made no difference. The young man’s pregnant wife was in labour, about to […]
Do you want to know something? Old people need love too. So, an 85 year old widow went out on a blind date with a 90 year old man. When […]
A teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her middle class parents. The boyfriend walked into the house and the girl’s parents were shocked to see that he […]
Seamus the blacksmith from a small village in Galway, went to see the doctor with a badly damaged foot. The injury looked really painful and Seamus’s foot had a large […]
A mother was driving home from the shops when she decided to stop by at her son and daughter-in-law’s house to see how they were doing. She pulled up onto […]
Did you hear the story about when Paddy broke his leg and his mate Michael went round to see him? He found Paddy sitting on the couch with his leg […]
A couple invited some of their friends over to their house one evening for a dinner party. When the meal was ready to be served, the mother turned to her […]