The paramedic arrived at the house to find it in darkness. He had responded to the emergency call on his own as there was a power cut in the area and it was a busy night for the emergency services. The house was very dark inside due to the power […]
The Best Funny Daughter Jokes
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Daughters feature quite widely in jokes, probably because they are wild and carefree, especially in their teenage years.
It’s probably also because daughters ask a lot of awkward questions in the years leading up to their teenage years.
We hope you enjoy our selection of daughter jokes, and if you do, please help us by sharing them. We have provided links to Facebook and Twitter to help.
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A couple went to see the obstetrician, because their young daughter had red hair. “Doctor”, the girl’s father said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I am really concerned about our daughter. She can’t possibly be mine because she has red hair”. “That’s nonsense”, the obstetrician said. “Even though both […]
A bank manager was arrested last week for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s university education. The police officer who was leading the bank manager away in handcuffs leaned over and said quietly to him, “I have just one question for you. I also have a daughter who is […]
I was out walking with my four year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. Seeing what she was about to do, I quickly told her not to do that. “Why?”, she said, in that typical inquisitive four year old […]
A young woman came home from a date looking really sad. When her mother asked her daughter what was wrong she said, “Charlie asked me to marry him a few minutes ago”. “That’s wonderful sweetheart”, her mother said, “But you have been out on a lovely date, Charlie proposed to […]
“Just relax sir”, the nurse at the hospital kept telling the young father to be, but it made no difference. The young man’s pregnant wife was in labour, about to give birth to their first child and he was a nervous wreck. After what seemed like a week or longer, […]
Do you want to know something? Old people need love too. So, an 85 year old widow went out on a blind date with a 90 year old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night, her daughter thought that her Mother she seemed rather upset. “What […]
A teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her middle class parents. The boyfriend walked into the house and the girl’s parents were shocked to see that he was wearing a baseball cap backwards, had on a dirty t-shirt with slogans they didn’t understand, he was wearing torn […]
Seamus the blacksmith from a small village in Galway, went to see the doctor with a badly damaged foot. The injury looked really painful and Seamus’s foot had a large black and purple bruise on it. The doctor was surprised, for Seamus was usually such a careful man. I guess […]
A mother was driving home from the shops when she decided to stop by at her son and daughter-in-law’s house to see how they were doing. She pulled up onto their driveway, got out of her car and knocked on the door. There was no answer, so she tried the […]
Did you hear the story about when Paddy broke his leg and his mate Michael went round to see him? He found Paddy sitting on the couch with his leg in a cast, up to the thigh. Michael asked him, “How are you doing Paddy?” Paddy replied, “Do us a […]
A couple invited some of their friends over to their house one evening for a dinner party. When the meal was ready to be served, the mother turned to her six year old daughter and asked her, “Would you Like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t know what to say”, […]