On his first date with a beautiful woman, David decided that he was going to impress her somehow with his knowledge of wine. Since their date was in a fine restaurant, his choice naturally, David told the wine steward to bring a bottle of 1985 Sterling Chabernet Sauvignon from the […]
The Best Funny dating
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Have you ever stopped to think what it’s like for old people when they are dating, decide that maybe they should get married, and the subject of marital relations comes up. An elderly couple who lived in a small village had been dating for some time. Finally, they decided maybe […]
Harry was always shy with girls and found it really hard to get a date, let alone a girlfriend. One evening, he asked his best friend Christopher to go with him to a singles bar. Christopher, who was a lot more experienced when it came to dating and girls, would […]
Ah the differences between men and women. You could write a book about the differences between men and women. Actually there are quite a few, Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus being one that comes to mind. It’s far more than just the shape and function of our […]
A patient in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, “I am going to make a slingshot, and then come back here and break every damn window in the place.” Obviously, his release was denied. Six months later, […]