Murphy owned a furniture store in Dublin. His business was quite successful and he decided it would be a good idea to expand the line of furniture that he sold in his store. So he decided to take a trip to Paris to see what other items he could find […]
The Best Funny dancing
Have you heard about the Five Stages of Drunkenness? We all know that as you drink you get drunk and the more drunk you get, the stranger your actions become. Anyhow, enjoy this definition of the five stages of drunkenness and maybe try to remember this the next time you […]
Three sisters, Monica, Phoebe and Fanny had one thing in common, they all had big feet. One day, all three of them went into a panic because they had been invited to a fancy party where there would be dancing, lots of dancing. As they loved dancing but didn’t have […]
As soon as she had finished parochial school in Ireland, Siobhan, who was a bright young girl, made her way to New York, where before long she became a successful performer in show business. Eventually she returned to her home town for a visit and on a Saturday night went […]
A couple are preparing for a religious conversion to the Jewish religion, and they meet with the orthodox rabbi for their final session before the ceremony. The rabbi asks them if they have any final questions before they convert to the Jewish religion. The man asks the rabbi, “Is it […]
A man is walking along the street, when a homeless person asked him if he had any spare change. The man stops, then asks the homeless person, “Will you buy booze?” The homeless person replies, “No.” The man then asks him, “Will you spend the money gambling it away?” Once […]
On Saturday night my wife and I were at the disco, something we hadn’t done in a long time. Well, there was this guy on the dance floor and he was definitely giving it the old John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever. He was breakdancing, going somersaults and backflips, even […]