I was on a cruise to Alaska and I saw my very first glacier as we sailed through the magnificent Inside Passage. Excitedly, I asked a ship’s officer who was standing next to me at the railing what it was called. “It’s some dumb glacier”, he replied. Well, I was […]
The Best Funny Cruise Ship
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Phillip rather fancied himself to be quite a ladies man, so after his cruise ship sank in a storm and he found himself stranded on a deserted island with six women, he didn’t see his being shipwrecked so much as a disaster as it being the best thing that had […]
As the passenger cruise ship sailed past a small island in the middle of the ocean, everyone could see a bearded man who was shouting and desperately waving his hands. “Who is it?”, a passenger asked the captain. The cruise ship captain replied, “I have no idea, but every year […]
The head of Carnival cruise lines apparently used to tell the story of an unhappy cruise ship passenger, who was throwing a tantrum at the pursers desk, just moments after boarding and while the ship was still docked in the port of Miami. The manager tells of how he tried […]
A magician was working on a cruise ship that was on a tour of the islands in the Caribbean. Knowing that the audience would be different each week, the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem though. The captain’s parrot […]
A couple have just got married, and are riding in the back of a limousine on the way to begin their honeymoon cruise. The husband says to his new bride, “Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before we get on board the cruise ship.” “That’s a […]
An elderly couple went on a cruise and one evening when there was a full moon they thought it would be really romantic to go up on deck and watch the sun set over the horizon and the moon rise out of the sea. Unfortunately, the weather wasn’t really co-operating […]
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today..” The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy […]