Do you believe in marital bliss? If you are married or have been married, did you imagine that life would just be wonderful all the time? Did you think that there would be no arguments, you would both live happily ever after, just living the perfect life? If you did […]
The Best Funny Crazy Jokes
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A man walked into a bar and yelled out to the bartender, “Quick, give me a glass of beer, before it gets started!” The bartender looked at him as if he was crazy, “What started?! What are you talking about?!” “I don’t have time for questions, just give me the […]
Farmer Brown once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over. The traffic got so bad, in fact, that his chickens were regularly being run […]
Mr Johnson loved living on Staten Island in New York, but the one thing he wasn’t crazy about was the Staten Island Ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan, which was really […]
A husband and wife are having marital problems, so they arrange an appointment with a marriage counselor. First, the wife goes in and speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks her, “You say you have been married for 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?” The wife […]
A blonde woman was driving down the road one night and she was swerving all over the road, zig-zagging left and right like crazy. After about a mile, she was pulled over by a police officer who couldn’t believe what he saw and flagged her down. The police officer approached […]
Two Jewish men are strolling down the street one day when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign that says, “Convert to Catholicism and get $100”. One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign. His friend turns to him and […]
A blonde woman bought a brand new car and decided that this was the perfect time to go and visit an old friend who she hadn’t seen in a while and who lived quite a distance away. So she set off in her new car and reached her friend’s house […]
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I will live to be 80?” He asked,”Well, do you smoke […]
Is golf so important to you, would you be willing to give up your sex life if it helped you to play golf better? You may think that this is a crazy question to ask, but here is a story that features such a situation. A keen golfer is playing […]
