The Best Funny Crazy Jokes

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This is our collection of crazy jokes, we hope you enjoy them.

Crazy can mean weird, mad, bizarre or a host of other things, but the one thing you can be certain of, crazy jokes are really funny.

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Marital Bliss

Do you believe in marital bliss? If you are married or have been married, did you imagine that life would just be wonderful all the time? Did you think that […]

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Before It Gets Started

A man walked into a bar and yelled out to the bartender, “Quick, give me a glass of beer, before it gets started!” The bartender looked at him as if […]

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Farmer Brown’s Free Range Chickens

Farmer Brown once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that farmer Brown’s […]

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The Staten Island Ferry

Mr Johnson loved living on Staten Island in New York, but the one thing he wasn’t crazy about was the Staten Island Ferry. If you missed a ferry late at […]

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Marital Problems

A husband and wife were having marital problems. Lately they had been arguing all the time, so they arranged an appointment with a marriage counselor. First, the wife went in […]

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The Blonde’s New Car

Here’s a short funny story about the blonde’s new car which we thought might raise a laugh. So, a blonde woman bought a brand new car and decided that this […]

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Primary Care Physician

I was recently assigned to a new primary care physician. After two visits and some pretty exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A […]

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A Few Days Off Work

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “Crazy” he would […]

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Joe’s Boat

This is a funny story about Joe’s boat. Now Joe kept pretty much to himself and he owned an old dilapidated boat. His identical twin brother John lived on the […]

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Little Johnny And The Balloon

One day, little Johnny blew up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. He was having a great time and I know just how […]

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Jewish Businessmen

Two Jewish businessmen met for lunch in a restaurant that was suggested by one of them. The first Jewish businessman said to the other, “I have a good deal for […]