Do you believe in marital bliss? If you are married or have been married, did you imagine that life would just be wonderful all the time? Did you think that there would be no arguments, you would both live happily ever after, just living the perfect life? If you did […]
The Best Funny Crazy Jokes
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A man walked into a bar and yelled out to the bartender, “Quick, give me a glass of beer, before it gets started!” The bartender looked at him as if he was crazy, “What started mate?! What are you talking about?!” “I don’t have time for questions, just give me […]
Farmer Brown once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that farmer Brown’s free range chickens were being run over by truck drivers. The traffic got so bad, in fact, that his chickens […]
Mr Johnson loved living on Staten Island in New York, but the one thing he wasn’t crazy about was the Staten Island Ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan, which was really […]
A husband and wife were having marital problems. Lately they had been arguing all the time, so they arranged an appointment with a marriage counselor. First, the wife went in and spoke to the counselor alone. The counselor asked her, “You say you have been married for 20 years, so […]
Two Jewish men are strolling down the street one day when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign that says, “Convert to Catholicism and get $100”. One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign. His friend turns to him and […]
Here’s a short funny story about the blonde’s new car which we thought might raise a laugh. So, a blonde woman bought a brand new car and decided that this was the perfect time to go and visit an old friend who she hadn’t seen in a while and who […]
I was recently assigned to a new primary care physician. After two visits and some pretty exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I will live to be 80?” He […]
Is golf so important to you, would you be willing to give up your sex life if it helped you to play golf better? You may think that this is a crazy question to ask, but here is a story that features such a situation. A keen golfer is playing […]
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “Crazy” he would tell me to take a few days off so, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. […]
This is a funny story about Joe’s boat. Now Joe kept pretty much to himself and he owned an old dilapidated boat. His identical twin brother John lived on the other side of town, but unlike Joe, John wasn’t a loner, he was married. The two brothers hadn’t seen much […]
One day, little Johnny blew up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. He was having a great time and I know just how much fun he was having as I used to do that myself growing up, especially over the Christmas holidays when […]