Jokes tagged as:  cows

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Two Bulls In A Field

There were two bulls in a field, a young bull called Harold and an old bull called Sam. The time of year came to satisfy the local female population and young Harold was pretty excited, seeing as this was his first season and he was raring to go and get […]

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Contented Cows

A farmer had heard that the best milk comes from contented cows. So, he decided to subscribe to a website that had Animal Jokes. The farmer would visit the website every morning, find a good joke, then he would go and tell them it to the cows. Well, believe it […]

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Mad Cow Disease

A female reporter from a local television station was interviewing a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow Disease. The camerman gave the “Ok” signal, and the reporter began her interview with, “Good evening, sir. I am here to try and get some insights as to the possible source […]

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Cow Tail

Two couples were on the golf course and were playing the last hole. When the last golfer drove off the tee, he hooked the shot, and the ball flew off sideways into a field of cows. He advised his friends to play through, and said that he would meet them […]

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Welsh Cows

The only cow in a small town in Scotland stopped giving milk. After a good amount of research, the town folk found they could buy a Welsh cow quite cheaply. So they brought a cow from Wales, drove it back home to Scotland, and it was wonderful.  The Welsh cow […]