Imagine you lived in the wild wild west, chances are you would be a cowboy. If you were a cowboy, you would have a better chance of living better and living longer if you had access to this handy guide on how to be a good cowboy. Don’t squat with […]
Jokes tagged as: Cowboy Jokes
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A highly religious cowboy was out mending fences out on the range, when somehow he lost his favorite Bible. He was distraut, but imagine his surprise when three weeks later, a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it’s mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes! He took the good […]
A young cowboy walks into the saloon in a rough and dusty Western town in Texas. He sits at the counter, and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chowder. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young […]
A lady from out east had ridden the railroad across the country and got off in a small town in the old Wild West. While she was there, she thought that she would be adventurous and take a horseback ride so she could experience some of the Wild West. She […]
Many years ago, a tough old cowboy from Texas told his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every morning. His granddaughter did this religiously until she reached the ripe old age of 103, when […]
Two cowboys came upon an Indian who was lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, “You see that Indian?” “Yeah,” says the other cowboy. “Look,” says the first one, “he’s listening to the ground. He can hear […]
A sheriff walks into a saloon in a Wild West town. He eyes up the customers in the saloon, most of whom are fairly drunk on cheap whisky, and furthermore they look like a pretty dangerous and unpleasant lot. Plucking up his courage, as sheriffs do, he stands tall in […]
A rancher’s widow was determined to keep her successful husband’s ranch going after he died and left everything to her in his will. However, she knew very little about ranching, and so she placed an advertisement in the newspaper for a ranch hand to help her out. Two cowboys saw […]
One Sunday, a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, “I’m not too smart, but if I went to feed my […]
