A cowboy strolled up to the Pearly Gates of Heaven and appeared before St. Peter. Finding this a rather unusual sight, St. Peter asked him, “Have you ever done anything of particular merit, that would make you worthy of entering the Kingdom of Heaven?” “Well”, the cowboy replied, “I can […]
Jokes tagged as: Cowboy Jokes
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A cowboy walked into the crowded saloon, took his pistol out of it’s holster, spun the cylinder and yelled, “I have a Colt 45 and it’s fully loaded. I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife”. A voice from the back of the room called out, “You don’t […]
Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse in town one evenng. Each of them was eager to impress the others, to prove just how tough he was. The first cowboy ordered his steak “rare, as red as can be”. The second cowboy said, “Just pass mine through the flames and […]
One day, a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop that was just along the street from the Livery Stable and there he picked up a shiny new horseshoe. Not realizing that it had just come from the forge and was still too hot to handle, he grabbed hold of the […]
The locals in a wild west town had a habit of picking on strangers, so when a cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink, he naturally became their next target. The cowboy walked up to the bar, ordered a drink, but when he finished his […]
An English man had wanted to be a cowboy ever since he was a young lad. He had watched all the Western movies and television shows about Wagon Trains and ranching, about being attacked by Indians and the good old 7th Cavalry, and now that he was in his twenties, […]
A cowboy was doing what cowboys do best, riding the range on his horse, when a band of renegade Indians capture them, tie the cowboy up and take him back to their camp. That night, the Indians have a pow wow to decide what to do with the cowboy. The […]
Imagine you lived in the wild wild west, chances are you would be a cowboy. If you were a cowboy, you would have a better chance of living better and living longer if you had access to this handy guide on how to be a good cowboy. Don’t squat with […]
A highly religious cowboy was out mending fences out on the range, when somehow he lost his favorite Bible. He was distraut, but imagine his surprise when three weeks later, a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it’s mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes! He took the good […]
A young cowboy walks into the saloon in a rough and dusty Western town in Texas. He sits at the counter, and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chowder. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young […]
