You have found the best funny cowboy jokes. Yeehaw! Welcome to our collection of funny cowboy jokes.
A cowboy from Wyoming walked into a bar and sat himself down on a bar stool, next to this gorgeous woman who was sitting on a stool at the bar, all by herself. He casually looked her over, then looked at his watch for a moment. The woman noticed him […]
The Best Funny Cowboy Jokes
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You have found the best funny cowboy jokes. Yeehaw! Welcome to our collection of funny cowboy jokes.
If you grew up in the 1950’s or 1960’s the best shows on television were Westerns with Cowboys and Indians. Who growing up in that era didn’t love a good Western!
Have you ever thought though that most people living in the old Wild West didn’t actually drive cattle across the range, they were doctors, barkeepers, lawyers, bankers etc. Yet they are all labelled by us as “cowboys”. Don’t forget to also view our Wild West Jokes collection.
Hold that thought for later though, because we have some terrific cowboy jokes here for you to enjoy.
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The Sheriff of a small country town was walking along Main Street when he saw a sight that caused him to blink twice! There coming towards hom was a man with blonde hair, wearing a cowboy hat and cowboy boots but nothing else! Aside from his cowboy hat and cowboy […]
A cowboy walked into a Texas bar and ordered three mugs of Budweiser. He then took a seat at a table at the back of the room and proceeded to take a sip out of each mug in turn. When he had finished them, he went back to the bar […]
A young cowboy and cowgirl got married and after the wedding the newlywed couple left for their honeymoon which was in a small town out west. While they were driving down the road in her new husband’s pickup truck, the new bride saw a bull and a cow having sex. […]
A woman walked into a saloon in a small Western township and sat down next to a cowboy. She asked him, “Say Mister, are you a REAL cowboy?” He replied, “Well, Mam, I brand calves, I rope steers, I mend fences, ride the range. I also think about cows a […]
A big, tought, mean looking cowboy walked into a crowded saloon. The customers all looked around and tried not to stare as he took out his six shooter, waved it in the air, then fired into the ceiling. The saloon went silent, you could have cut the air with a […]
A blonde woman went to a “Dude Ranch” while she was on vacation in Texas. The cowboy who was preparing the horses at the Dude Ranch, asked if her if she wanted a Western or an English saddle. The blonde woman was confused and asked the cowboy what the difference […]
A cowboy strolled up to the Pearly Gates of Heaven and appeared before St. Peter. Finding this a rather unusual sight, St. Peter asked him, “Have you ever done anything of particular merit, that would make you worthy of entering the Kingdom of Heaven?” “Well”, the cowboy replied, “I can […]
A cowboy walked into the crowded saloon in an old WIld West township, took his pistol out of it’s holster, spun the cylinder and yelled, “I have a Colt 45 here and it’s fully loaded. I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife”. A voice from the back […]
Three Texas cowboys went out to dinner in a steak restaurant in town one evenng. Each of them was eager to impress the other cowboys, to prove just how tough he was, coming from Texas of course. The first cowboy ordered his steak “rare, as red as can be”. The […]
One day, a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop that was just along the street from the Livery Stable in the one street town in the old WIld West and there he picked up a shiny new horseshoe. Not realizing that it had just come from the forge and was […]
An American couple were traveling cross country and decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in the heart of Texas. While they were sitting at a booth near the counter sipping their coffee, a local cowboy stumbles in and headed for the closest stool […]