The Best Funny Cowboy Jokes

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If you grew up in the 1950’s or 1960’s the best shows on television were Westerns with Cowboys and Indians. Who growing up in that era didn’t love a good Western!

Have you ever thought though that most people living in the old Wild West didn’t actually drive cattle across the range, they were doctors, barkeepers, lawyers, bankers etc. Yet they are all labelled by us as “cowboys”. Don’t forget to also view our Wild West Jokes collection.

Hold that thought for later though, because we have some terrific cowboy jokes here for you to enjoy.


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The Writer Of Cowboy Stories

Back in the days of the old Wild West, a writer of cowboy stories arrived in a small Western town on the stagecoach. He booked a room at the only […]

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A Cowboy From Wyoming

A cowboy from Wyoming walked into a bar and sat himself down on a bar stool, next to this gorgeous woman who was sitting on a stool at the bar, […]

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The Blonde Cowboy

The Sheriff of a small country town was walking along Main Street when he saw a sight that caused him to blink twice! There coming towards hom was a man […]

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A Cowboy Walked Into A Texas Bar

A cowboy walked into a Texas bar and ordered three mugs of Budweiser. He then took a seat at a table at the back of the room and proceeded to […]

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Young Cowboy And Cowgirl

A young cowboy and cowgirl got married and after the wedding the newlywed couple left for their honeymoon which was in a small town out west. While they were driving […]

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A Woman Walked Into A Saloon

A woman walked into a saloon in a small Western township and sat down next to a cowboy. She asked him, “Say Mister, are you a REAL cowboy?” He replied, […]

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Mean Looking Cowboy

A big, tought, mean looking cowboy walked into a crowded saloon. The customers all looked around and tried not to stare as he took out his six shooter, waved it […]

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Dude Ranch

A blonde woman went to a “Dude Ranch” while she was on vacation in Texas. The cowboy who was preparing the horses at the Dude Ranch, asked if her if […]

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Cowboy At The Pearly Gates

A cowboy strolled up to the Pearly Gates of Heaven and appeared before St. Peter. Finding this a rather unusual sight, St. Peter asked him, “Have you ever done anything […]

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Colt 45

A cowboy walked into the crowded saloon in an old WIld West township, took his pistol out of it’s holster, spun the cylinder and yelled, “I have a Colt 45 […]

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Three Texas Cowboys

Three Texas cowboys went out to dinner in a steak restaurant in town one evenng. Each of them was eager to impress the other cowboys, to prove just how tough […]

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Horseshoe

One day, a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop that was just along the street from the Livery Stable in the one street town in the old WIld West and […]