Yeehaw! Welcome to our collection of funny cowboy jokes.
A young cowboy and cowgirl got married and after the wedding they left for their honeymoon which was to be in a small town out west. While they were driving down the road in his pickup truck, the new bride saw two cows having sex. She turned and asked her […]
The Best Funny Cowboy Jokes
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Yeehaw! Welcome to our collection of funny cowboy jokes.
If you grew up in the 1950’s or 1960’s the best shows on television were Westerns with Cowboys and Indians. Who growing up in that era didn’t love a good Western!
Have you ever thought though that most people living in the old Wild West didn’t actually drive cattle across the range, they were doctors, barkeepers, lawyers, bankers etc. Yet they are all labelled by us as “cowboys”. Don’t forget to also view our Wild West Jokes collection.
Hold that thought for later though, because we have some terrific cowboy jokes here for you to enjoy.
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A woman walks into a saloon in a small Western township and sits down next to a cowboy. She asks him, “Are you a REAL cowboy?” He replies, “Well, Mam, I brand calves, I rope steers, I mend fences, ride the range. I also think about cows a lot of […]
A big, mean looking cowboy walked into a crowded saloon. He took out his six shooter, waved it in the air, then fired into the ceiling. The saloon went silent, you could have cut the air with a knife. The cowboy then yelled out with a long slow drawl, “this […]
A blonde woman went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses at the Dude Ranch asked if her if she wanted a Western or an English saddle. The blonde woman asked what the difference between them was. “Well”, the cowboy said, “one has a horn and […]
A cowboy strolled up to the Pearly Gates of Heaven and appeared before St. Peter. Finding this a rather unusual sight, St. Peter asked him, “Have you ever done anything of particular merit, that would make you worthy of entering the Kingdom of Heaven?” “Well”, the cowboy replied, “I can […]
A cowboy walked into the crowded saloon, took his pistol out of it’s holster, spun the cylinder and yelled, “I have a Colt 45 and it’s fully loaded. I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife”. A voice from the back of the room called out, “You don’t […]
Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse in town one evenng. Each of them was eager to impress the others, to prove just how tough he was. The first cowboy ordered his steak “rare, as red as can be”. The second cowboy said, “Just pass mine through the flames and […]
One day, a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop that was just along the street from the Livery Stable and there he picked up a shiny new horseshoe. Not realizing that it had just come from the forge and was still too hot to handle, he grabbed hold of the […]
The locals in a wild west town had a habit of picking on strangers, so when a cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink, he naturally became their next target. The cowboy walked up to the bar, ordered a drink, but when he finished his […]
An English man had wanted to be a cowboy ever since he was a young lad. He had watched all the Western movies and television shows about Wagon Trains and ranching, about being attacked by Indians and the good old 7th Cavalry, and now that he was in his twenties, […]
