The Best Funny Cowboy Jokes

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If you grew up in the 1950’s or 1960’s the best shows on television were Westerns with Cowboys and Indians. Who growing up in that era didn’t love a good Western!

Have you ever thought though that most people living in the old Wild West didn’t actually drive cattle across the range, they were doctors, barkeepers, lawyers, bankers etc. Yet they are all labelled by us as “cowboys”. Don’t forget to also view our Wild West Jokes collection.

Hold that thought for later though, because we have some terrific cowboy jokes here for you to enjoy.


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Dude Ranch

A blonde woman went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses at the Dude Ranch asked if her if she wanted a Western or an English saddle. The blonde woman asked what the difference between them was. “Well”, the cowboy said, “one has a horn and […]

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Colt 45

A cowboy walked into the crowded saloon, took his pistol out of it’s holster, spun the cylinder and yelled, “I have a Colt 45 and it’s fully loaded. I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife”. A voice from the back of the room called out, “You don’t […]

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Horseshoe

One day, a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop that was just along the street from the Livery Stable and there he picked up a shiny new horseshoe. Not realizing that it had just come from the forge and was still too hot to handle, he grabbed hold of the […]