So this man staggered into the hospital emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor examined him and not having seen […]
The Best Funny Cow Jokes
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I love cows. Cows are lovely animals. I also love Cow Jokes and hopefully you too will enjoy this collection of Funny Cow Jokes.
Cows can be really amusing to watch and it’s also funny to watch people around cows, especially when they aren’t familiar with them.
As well as cow jokes we have some funny cow pictures and videos, so keep coming back to see what we have added.
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A Midwest dairy farmer was conducting a tour of his farm to a group of folks from the city, who were on a tour of the Midwest and like a […]
A young cowboy and cowgirl got married and after the wedding the newlywed couple left for their honeymoon which was in a small town out west. While they were driving […]
I bet that all school teachers dread having a class that has a smart arse kid like Little Johnny. Smart arse kids like Little Johnny always seem to come out […]
A woman was a passenger on a slow moving train, that was literally just creeping along, slowly, very slowly. Finally the train creaked to a halt. The woman saw a […]
There were two bulls in a field, a young bull called Harold and an old bull called Sam. The time of year came to satisfy the local female population and […]
A mouse looked through the crack in the farmhouse wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package that was on the kitchen table. “What delicious food might […]
A farmer had heard that the best milk comes from contented cows, so he decided it would be a good idea if he could come up with a way to […]
A female reporter from a local television station was interviewing a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow Disease for use in a documentary program. The camerman gave the […]
A highly religious cowboy was out mending fences out on the range, when somehow he lost his favorite Bible. He was distraut, but imagine his surprise when three weeks later, […]
Have you ever sat and pondered over the meaning of life? Wouldn’t it be nice if we could have life explained to us? What is life anyway? It seems like […]
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on a cow,” said the […]