So this man staggered into the hospital emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor examined him and not having seen anything like this before, he asked the man what happened. “Well, it was like this”, the man said. “I was […]
The Best Funny Cow Jokes
24 posts
I love cows. Cows are lovely animals. I also love Cow Jokes and hopefully you too will enjoy this collection of Funny Cow Jokes.
Cows can be really amusing to watch and it’s also funny to watch people around cows, especially when they aren’t familiar with them.
As well as cow jokes we have some funny cow pictures and videos, so keep coming back to see what we have added.
Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/es/photos/vacas-ganado-carne-de-vacuno-5819705/
A Midwest dairy farmer was conducting a tour of his farm to a group of folks from the city, who were on a tour of the Midwest and like a lot of city folk, most of them had never seen a farm before. While he was describing to them all […]
A young cowboy and cowgirl got married and after the wedding the newlywed couple left for their honeymoon which was in a small town out west. While they were driving down the road in her new husband’s pickup truck, the new bride saw a bull and a cow having sex. […]
I bet that all school teachers dread having a class that has a smart arse kid like Little Johnny. Smart arse kids like Little Johnny always seem to come out on top, yet they are always causing trouble and are full of wise-cracks, intended to wind a teacher up to […]
A woman was a passenger on a slow moving train, that was literally just creeping along, slowly, very slowly. Finally the train creaked to a halt. The woman saw a conductor walking past outside, so she yelled out of the window, “What’s going on?”. “There’s a cow on the track […]
There were two bulls in a field, a young bull called Harold and an old bull called Sam. The time of year came to satisfy the local female population and young Harold was pretty excited, seeing as this was his first season and he was raring to go and get […]
A mouse looked through the crack in the farmhouse wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package that was on the kitchen table. “What delicious food might this package contain?” the mouse thought to himself. He was in the mood for a delicious morsel of something. “Maybe […]
A farmer had heard that the best milk comes from contented cows, so he decided it would be a good idea if he could come up with a way to help make the lives of his cows happier. He decided to subscribe to a website that had Animal Jokes, thinking […]
A female reporter from a local television station was interviewing a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow Disease for use in a documentary program. The camerman gave the “Ok” signal and the reporter began her interview with, “Good evening, sir. I am here to try and get some […]
A highly religious cowboy was out mending fences out on the range, when somehow he lost his favorite Bible. He was distraut, but imagine his surprise when three weeks later, a cow walked up carrying the lost Bible in it’s mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes! His prize posession, […]
Have you ever sat and pondered over the meaning of life? Wouldn’t it be nice if we could have life explained to us? What is life anyway? It seems like all we do is grow up, work hard, grow old, and what for? But there is a reason for all […]
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on a cow,” said the farmer. “Ah,” replied the salesman, “but think how silly you’d look riding around on a cow.” “Humph!” retorted the farmer. […]