So, Murphy was working at the fish processing plant in County Cork when he had an accident and managed to cut off all ten of his fingers. He went off to the emergency room at the hospital, where the doctor looked at his hands and said, “Righ then Murphy, lets […]
The Best Funny County Cork Jokes
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We have some great County Cork jokes for you here and do you know why there are so many jokes about County Cork?
County Cork, whch is named for the city of Cork, is not only the largest county in Ireland, it’s the most southerly as well. If you work on the principle that the further south you go in Ireland, the more Irish people get, well do you need any more proof that Irish jokes about Cork have to be just as funny as those about Dublin.
We hope you enjoy our County Cork jokes and if you know of any more that we ought to have in our collection, please do send them to us.
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There was an old priest from a church in County Cork in the south of Ireland who enjoyed a drink of liquor now and then, but his real passion was peach brandy. Now Feargus, who had been a member of his congregation for many years, would give the priest a […]
Isn’t it embarrassing when you get a drunk on a bus. Here’s a good story for you about a man who was drunk on a bus in the south of Ireland. A drunk man staggered on board a bus in Ireland and asked the driver how long the trip was […]
A Chinese man got a job as a Garbage Collector in Southern Ireland and you can just imagine the chaos that followed with his accent. One day, he turned up at a house in a really rough area on the north side of Cork and knocked on the door. The […]
A Dubliner had lived in County Cork for a number of years, but unfortunately he died without a penny to his name.. Two of his neighbours from Cork went around from house to house collecting money for the deceased Dubliner so that he could be given a decent funeral. “Excuse […]
An Irish company in County Cork was having problems with its employees and as so often happens, the union intervened. It was at this point that the labour negotiations began, something which the management of most companies dreads. One morning at the bargaining table, the company’s chief negotiator held up […]
A man walked into a bar in Cork, in the south of Ireland and asked the barman, “What’s the quickest way to Dublin?” “Are you going to be walking or driving?”, asked the barman. “Driving”, the man replied. “That’s definitely the quickest way”, the barman replied. Image used under a […]
One thing that never ceases to surprise me is the Irish perception of time. If you want a good example of what this is, read on… The bus stopped at the bus stop and a Dubliner got on board. He asked the driver how long the trip was between Limerick […]