So, Murphy was working at the fish processing plant in County Cork when he had an accident and managed to cut off all ten of his fingers. He went off […]
The Best Funny County Cork Jokes
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We have some great County Cork jokes for you here and do you know why there are so many jokes about County Cork?
County Cork, whch is named for the city of Cork, is not only the largest county in Ireland, it’s the most southerly as well. If you work on the principle that the further south you go in Ireland, the more Irish people get, well do you need any more proof that Irish jokes about Cork have to be just as funny as those about Dublin.
We hope you enjoy our County Cork jokes and if you know of any more that we ought to have in our collection, please do send them to us.
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