One afternoon, Ian found a ransom note slipped under his front door. The ransom note read: “Bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of your country club tomorrow at 11am tomorrow if you ever want to see your wife alive again”. So, not wanting anything bad to happen to his wife, […]
The Best Funny Country Club Jokes
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Bob who was an extremely wealthy widower in his 70’s, turned up at the Country Club with an amazingly beautiful and very sexy young woman in her mid 20’s. She had everyone’s jaws dropping with her sexy looks and charm, his golfing buddies were literally gobsmacked. This gorgeous young woman […]
A couple of old men were playing golf at their Country Club in South Florida, when one of them mentioned that he was going to go to see “Dr. Yankem”, a well known local dentist, in the morning to get a new set of dentures. His elderly friend remarked that […]
I was waiting tables at an exclusive country club, when an elegantly dressed woman that I had been serving, spilled her bowl of Manhattan clam chowder all over her white linen skirt. She began dabbing at it furiously with her napkin. Having had plenty of experience with getting out food […]
Three female members of an exclusive country club, walked into the women’s shower room and were shocked to see the lower part of a mans anatomy behind the glass door of one of the shower stalls. “Well!”, said one of the ladies, taking a good look at the figure behind […]
A husband reluctantly agreed to play with his wife in the couples Alternate Shot Tournament at his local country club. He teed off on the first hole, which was a par four and hit a tremendous shot. The ball flew 300 yards straight down the middle of the fairway. He […]
If you love Polish golf jokes, you are sure to love this joke about the Polish Country Club Golf Championship. It’s definitely a classic one that we have here for you and this has to be possibly the best Polish golf joke ever. Ok, so Aleksander and Tarben were standing […]
An 80 year old man moved to a new town and decided to join the local Country Club as he had always enjoyed a game of golf. He went to the Country Club for the first time to play a round of golf, but was told that everyone scheduled to […]
Tracy’s husband Jack was still playing golf at seventy five. “How was your golf game, dear?” she asked her husband Jack after he returned home from his latest round at the country club. “Well, I was hitting the ball pretty well, but my eyesight has got so bad lately that […]
Two old men were talking about golf one day at their Country Club. One of the old men was a keen golf player, and the other knew absolutely nothing about the game, despite his having lived for many years. Talking golf with the uninformed can lead to some surprising mis-interpretations, […]
One day, while walking down the street, Susan, who was a highly successful woman executive, was tragically hit by a bus and killed. Her soul arrived up in Heaven, where she was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. “Greetings Susan, welcome to Heaven,” said Saint Peter. “Before […]
Here are some interesting facts about Southern women. I bet you didn’t know a lot of them, but if you read on I’m pretty sure you will find you actually did. Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their […]