Three female members of an exclusive country club, walked into the women’s shower room and were shocked to see the lower part of a mans anatomy behind the glass door of one of the shower stalls. “Well!”, said one of the ladies, taking a good look at the figure behind […]
Jokes tagged as: Country Club Jokes
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Aleksander and Tarben are standing on the 18th tee at their Polish Country Club. They are the final pair in the Polish Country Club Golf Championship and are tied for the lead. The 18th hole is a beautiful par four, with a deep valley which descends down to a dogleg […]
An 80 year old man moved to a new town and decided to join the local Country Club as he had always enjoyed a game of golf. He went to the Country Club for the first time to play a round of golf, but was told that everyone scheduled to […]
Two old men were talking about golf one day at their Country Club. One of the old men was a keen golf player, and the other knew absolutely nothing about the game, despite his having lived for many years. Talking golf with the uninformed can lead to some surprising mis-interpretations, […]
One day, while walking down the street, Susan, who was a highly successful woman executive, was tragically hit by a bus and killed. Her soul arrived up in Heaven, where she was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. “Greetings Susan, welcome to Heaven,” said Saint Peter. “Before […]
