A couple of old men were playing golf at their Country Club in South Florida, when one of them mentioned that he was going to go to see “Dr. Yankem”, a well known local dentist, in the morning to get a new set of dentures. His elderly friend remarked that […]
The Best Funny Country Club Jokes
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I was waiting tables at an exclusive country club, when an elegantly dressed woman that I had been serving, spilled her bowl of Manhattan clam chowder all over her white linen skirt. She began dabbing at it furiously with her napkin. Having had plenty of experience with getting out food […]
Three female members of an exclusive country club, walked into the women’s shower room and were shocked to see the lower part of a mans anatomy behind the glass door of one of the shower stalls. “Well!”, said one of the ladies, taking a good look at the figure behind […]
If you love Polish golf jokes, we have a classic one here for you. Aleksander and Tarben are standing on the 18th tee at their Polish Country Club. They are the final pair in the Polish Country Club Golf Championship and are tied for the lead. The 18th hole is […]
An 80 year old man moved to a new town and decided to join the local Country Club as he had always enjoyed a game of golf. He went to the Country Club for the first time to play a round of golf, but was told that everyone scheduled to […]
Two old men were talking about golf one day at their Country Club. One of the old men was a keen golf player, and the other knew absolutely nothing about the game, despite his having lived for many years. Talking golf with the uninformed can lead to some surprising mis-interpretations, […]
One day, while walking down the street, Susan, who was a highly successful woman executive, was tragically hit by a bus and killed. Her soul arrived up in Heaven, where she was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. “Greetings Susan, welcome to Heaven,” said Saint Peter. “Before […]
