The Best Funny Country Club Jokes

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Ah the Country Club, that exclusive resort that people feel they have to join in order to become elite. The Country Club is also a source of some great jokes and funny stories. We have a few here for you to enjoy.

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Ransom Note

One afternoon, Ian found a ransom note slipped under his front door. The ransom note read: “Bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of your country club tomorrow at 11am tomorrow […]

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Wealthy Widower

Bob who was an extremely wealthy widower in his 70’s, turned up at the Country Club with an amazingly beautiful and very sexy young woman in her mid 20’s. She […]

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Old Men Playing Golf

A couple of old men were playing golf at their Country Club in South Florida, when one of them mentioned that he was going to go to see “Dr. Yankem”, […]

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Manhattan Clam Chowder

I was waiting tables at an exclusive country club, when an elegantly dressed woman that I had been serving, spilled her bowl of Manhattan clam chowder all over her white […]

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The Women’s Shower Room

Three female members of an exclusive country club, walked into the women’s shower room and were shocked to see the lower part of a mans anatomy behind the glass door […]

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Alternate Shot Tournament

A husband reluctantly agreed to play with his wife in the couples Alternate Shot Tournament at his local country club. He teed off on the first hole, which was a […]

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Playing Golf At 80

An 80 year old man moved to a new town and decided to join the local Country Club as he had always enjoyed a game of golf. He went to […]

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Playing Golf At Seventy Five

Tracy’s husband Jack was still playing golf at seventy five years old. Not bad is it, hopefully we can be that active when we reach seventy five, but I digress. […]

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Old Men Talking About Golf

Two old men were talking about golf one day at their Country Club. One of the old men was a keen golf player, but the other old man knew absolutely […]

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A Successful Woman Executive Goes To Heaven

One day, while walking down the street, Susan, who was a highly successful woman executive, was tragically hit by a bus and killed. Her soul arrived up in Heaven, where […]

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Southern Women

Here are some interesting facts about Southern women. I bet you didn’t know a lot of them, but if you read on I’m pretty sure you will find you actually […]