A Chinese man gets a job as a Garbage Collector in Southern Ireland. He turns up at a house in a rough area on the north side of Cork and knocks on the door. The door opens, and there is a man wearing a tight tee shirt, with crew-cut hair […]
A Dubliner went to live in Cork but unfortunately he died. Two Corkmen went around from house to house collecting money for the deceased Dubliner so that he could be given a decent funeral. “Excuse me, Sir”, they asked one old Corkman, “would you contribute a Euro to bury a […]
A man walks into a bar in Cork, Ireland, and asks the barman: “What’s the quickest way to Dublin?” “Are you walking or driving?”, asks the barman. “Driving’, says the man. “That’s the quickest way,” says the barman.
A Dubliner boards a bus and asks the driver how long the trip is between Limerick and Cork. “It’s about 2 hours,” says the driver. “Thanks,” says the Dubliner. “Well then how long is the trip between Cork and Limerick?” The driver is now a little angry, and says “It’s […]