Michael and Seamus were out walking in town and went into a bakery, where Michael snuck three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. Fortunately for Michael, the baker didn’t notice what he did. He turned to Seamus and said, “Did you see that? Clever right? I bet you can’t […]
The Best Funny Cookie Jokes
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Cookie jokes, now there’s a different topic for a joke or funny story. We have jokes about cookies being baked, stolen and even browser cookies, a totally different meaning for the word “cookie”.
So if you came here looking for jokes about cookies, you have definitely come to the right place and we hope our collection of cookie jokes makes you laugh.
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One lunchtime, the children were all lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school. At the head of the food counter was a large wicker basket that was filled with apples. One of the nuns had written a note that read “Take Only One – God Is Watching” […]
We received so many Funny Christmas Pictures in 2020 that our existing Funny Christmas Picture pages were becoming rather full. So, to make it easier for you to find our new pictures, we have created this new page, with our new Christmas Pictures grouped as before. We hope you enjoy […]
Helen was returning from a trip to visit her grandmother in Canada. She was driving down the highway when she was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit. She was so grateful that he gave her a warning instead of a ticket, that she […]
Little Johnny’s mother shouted up the stairs at him, “Johnny! Come downstairs please!” There was no answer from Johnny’s bedroom, so she shouted out again, “JOHNNY! There were two cookies in the pantry this morning but now there is only one! Do you have an explanation?” After a minute of […]
Susan had been feeling poorly with the flu earlier in the month and had sent her husband out shopping for groceries at her local natural foods store. Susan had given him a carefully prepared shopping list, which contained the items she required to maintain the strict diet the doctor had […]
The weekend assignment for the class had been for the students to sell something, then to give a talk on productive salesmanship. As the children walked back into their classroom on Monday morning, they were all very excited and ready to report on their sales experiences. Little Mary was the […]
A man was observing a woman who was grocery shopping in the local supermarket with a three year old girl in her shopping cart. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked her Mother for cookies and her Mother told her, “No”. The little girl immediately began to […]
An elderly man lay dying in his bed, when he suddenly was broken out of his death rattle of a slumber as he smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs from the kitchen. Where just a moment before he had been in death’s agony, […]
