Michael and Seamus were out walking in town and went into a bakery, where Michael snuck three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. Fortunately for Michael, the baker didn’t […]
The Best Funny Cookie Jokes
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Cookie jokes, now there’s a different topic for a joke or funny story. We have jokes about cookies being baked, stolen and even browser cookies, a totally different meaning for the word “cookie”.
So if you came here looking for jokes about cookies, you have definitely come to the right place and we hope our collection of cookie jokes makes you laugh.
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