Old Sister Margaret had been an impeccable nun all her life, obeying all the rules of the convent and devoting herself to “The Lord“, but one day, as will happen to all of us when we get old, she was called “upstairs” to her reward. As she approached the Pearly […]
The Best Funny convent
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An old Mother Superior was dying, she was close to 100 years old and had lived a long and faithful life. The nuns in the convent were all gathered around her bed, trying to make the last journey of her mortal life as comfortable as possible. They offered her some […]
One evening as she was sitting by the window of her room in the convent, Sister Ruth opened the letter from home that her parents had sent to her. Inside the letter, was a $100 bill, a generous gift from her parents. Sister Ruth smiled at the gesture, pondering what […]
Four novice nuns were preparing to take their vows in the convent. They were all dressed in their white gowns and as they came into the chapel with the Mother Superior, they were all ready to undergo the ceremony to marry them to Jesus, making them “Brides of Christ”. Literally […]
The new nun at the convent goes to her first confession and tells the priest that she has a terrible secret. The priest then tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional. She says, “Father, I have to confess that I never wear panties under […]