Paddy and Murphy were working on a construction site that was a few miles away from home and they were staying in a hotel. They got up in the morning and Paddy went in the bathroom to take a shower before going down to breakfast. Murphy shouted out to him, […]
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An Irishman went for a job as a labourer on a building site. The foreman asked him, “Can you brew tea?” The Irishman replied, “Yes, I can brew tea”. “Good”, the foreman said. “Can you drive a fork lift?” The Irishman looked at him and said, “Just how bloody big […]
The foreman on the contruction site ordered Paddy to dig a hole eight feet deep, so Paddy set about digging the hole. After the job was completed, the foreman returned and explained that he had made an error and the hole wouldn’t be needed after all. “Fill her up again, […]
You know that old expression about finding a skeleton in the closet. Well here’s a good funny story for you about just that – finding a skeleton in the closet. Well, a few years ago, a very large, old building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for […]
This might just be first blonde guy joke. For me it was well worth the wait, I hope it is for you too… An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the […]
A young man named Murphy sent in a job application to apply for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job, and both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of […]
The boss of an Irish building crew working on a construction site, ordered one of his men to dig a hole that was eight feet deep. So the workman set about digging a hole that was eight feet deep, which took him quite some time and effort. After the job […]