Two merchants from a small town in the Midwest, were attending a conference in New York City, it was the first time for either of them that they had seen such things as skyscrapers, big hotels, wide streets full of traffic etc, they were in awe. In the evening, there […]
The Best Funny conference
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This is an English lesson on the words “Complete” and “Finished”. Fact is, no English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the words COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England and attended by some of the best linguists in the […]
A number of respected medical professionals from around the world were attending a doctors conference in New Orleans. Over the lunch break, a small group of doctors were discussing how far medicine had advanced in each of their countries.One of the doctors was from Israel, another from Germany, one from […]
Three engineers and three mathematicians were traveling to a conference by train. When they arrived at the train station, the three mathematicians each bought a ticket and then they watched as the three engineers bought only a single ticket between them. Looking very puzzled, one of the mathematicians asked the […]
My mother went away for a whole week on a business conference in Chicago. During a break between two conference sessions, she decided to phone home making a collect call (reverse charge). My six year old brother picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s voice say, “We have a […]