The small tropical island was becoming really getting overcrowded, so a population control program was introduced by the government to try and reduce the birth rate. The medical team on the island had a simple plan, to provide all the women on the island with birth control pills. It was […]
The Best Funny Condom Jokes
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What a great topic for some funny jokes – Condoms!
This is our collection of Condom Jokes. Nothing too naughty, just a little bit risque and enough for a good laugh.
We all know what condoms are intended to be used for, but it’s amazing to find out what uses people find for them, especially when it comes to jokes.
We hope you enjoy this collection of condom jokes. If you do, please can you help spread the word about us by sharing them with your friends. Thank you.
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While he was buying a pack of condoms at the drugstore, the young man remarked to the cashier with a smile, “I’m giving my girlfriend a birthday present tonight”. “Yes, sir”, the cashier said with a smile. Then, forcing a straight face, the cashier added, “Would you perhaps like these […]
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, of all things I was served by a beautiful young woman. Trying to buy condoms is embarrasing at the best of times, but to be young, buying condoms for the first time and being served by a gorgeous […]
Donald Trump announced today that he is changing the emblem of the United States to a “condom” because it more clearly reflects the government’s political stance. When asked why he wanted to change the United States emblem to a condom, he said that a condom: stands up to Inflation halts […]
A young man walked into the convenience store at the gas station and bought a pack of cigarettes. He pulled one cigarette out of the packet, casually lit it and started smoking it, while standing there at the fuel pumps. The cashier saw what he was doing, quickly ran out […]
An elderly lady went to the dentist, who couldn’t help but notice that she was looking very nervous as she sat down in the dental chair. To try and help her to relax, he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his latex gloves. “Do you […]
A man with a winking problem applied for a position as a sales representative for a large distribution company. At his job interview, the interviewer looked over his papers and said, “Your Resume is phenomenal. You have graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful and your experience is […]
A man from Alabama went to a drug store, walked up to the counter and said to the pharmacist: “I got me a hot date tonight an’ I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna set me back?” The pharmacist responded, “A three pack […]
Miss O’Leary, who was the church organist in the small church in her village, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was a little old lady who was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all, nobody had ever had a bad thing to say about […]
Old Miss Annie was in her eighties and she was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to everyone by the whole community. Her grandson came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a […]
A gorgeous young lady decided that she wanted to get rich quick and she thought that the best way to do this was to find herself a rich old man and to screw him to death on their wedding night. Well, she had no trouble finding the perfect candidate. They […]
An old couple get married and we have dropped in on them, just like a fly on the wall, as they begin their honeymoon. The groom was a young man just 87 years old and the bride a spritely 86 years old. In their hotel room, the elderly bride slipped […]