The small tropical island was becoming really getting overcrowded, so a population control program was introduced by the government to try and reduce the birth rate. The medical team on […]
The Best Funny Condom Jokes
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What a great topic for some funny jokes – Condoms!
This is our collection of Condom Jokes. Nothing too naughty, just a little bit risque and enough for a good laugh.
We all know what condoms are intended to be used for, but it’s amazing to find out what uses people find for them, especially when it comes to jokes.
We hope you enjoy this collection of condom jokes. If you do, please can you help spread the word about us by sharing them with your friends. Thank you.
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While he was buying a pack of condoms at the drugstore, the young man remarked to the cashier with a smile, “I’m giving my girlfriend a birthday present tonight”. “Yes, […]
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, of all things I was served by a beautiful young woman. Trying to buy condoms is embarrasing at […]
Donald Trump announced today that he is changing the emblem of the United States to a “condom” because it more clearly reflects the government’s political stance. When asked why he […]
A young man walked into the convenience store at the gas station and bought a pack of cigarettes. He pulled one cigarette out of the packet, casually lit it and […]
An elderly lady went to the dentist, who couldn’t help but notice that she was looking very nervous as she sat down in the dental chair. To try and help […]
A man with a winking problem applied for a position as a sales representative for a large distribution company. At his job interview, the interviewer looked over his papers and […]
A man from Alabama went to a drug store, walked up to the counter and said to the pharmacist: “I got me a hot date tonight an’ I need me […]
Miss O’Leary, who was the church organist in the small church in her village, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was a little old lady who […]
Old Miss Annie was in her eighties and she was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to everyone by the whole community. Her grandson came to call on her […]
A gorgeous young lady decided that she wanted to get rich quick and she thought that the best way to do this was to find herself a rich old man […]
An old couple get married and we have dropped in on them, just like a fly on the wall, as they begin their honeymoon. The groom was a young man […]