The Best Funny Computer Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/tomspixels/516523210We have a collection of the best funny computer jokes here for you to enjoy.

There is a saying that “To err is human, but to really mess things up, you need a computer”. Over the years I have found that to be very true, in many ways, in many jobs and I guess working with computers is a love hate relationship.

So, in honour of this good old faithful piece of technology, here is our collection of computer jokes. We hope you enjoy them.


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The Diary Of An AOL User

The diary of an AOL user is a must read for those of you of a certain age who remember the trials and tribulations of trying to get onto the […]

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The Accountant

An accountant dragged himself home from work and he barely made it to his armchair before he collapsed into it, exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a long […]

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A Blonde Woman Buys A BMW

A blonde woman had always wanted to own a really fancy car and she had just bought herself a BMW. To have an expensive car, a status symbol to drive […]

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Y2K: Was It Really 20 Years Ago?

Y2K: was it really 20 years ago? Y2K, the reason that millions of people thought the world was going to come to an end at midnight on New Years Eve. […]

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Computer Problem

The boss of a large company needed to call one of their computer engineers about an urgent problem with one of the main computer systems. As the engineer was off […]

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Wifi Connection

One of the most frustrating computer support tasks I had was when a neighbour called me over to help fix the Wifi connection on their home computer, after they got […]

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I’m Overworked!

For a couple of years I have been blaming my constant tiredness on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real […]

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Help Wanted

A company put a sign in the window saying “HELP WANTED. You must be a good typist and have good computer skills. Successful applicant must be bilingual. We are an […]