Jokes tagged as:  computer

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Computer Problem

The boss of a large company needed to call one of their computer engineers about an urgent problem with one of the main computer systems. As the engineer was off for the day, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?” Feeling put […]

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What Gender Is A Computer?

Have you ever stopped to wonder what gender a computer is? Well, one day a language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like “chalk” or “pencil,” she described, would have a gender association. For example: […]