The diary of an AOL user is a must read for those of you of a certain age who remember the trials and tribulations of trying to get onto the internet in it’s early days. It’s also a really good insight for those of you who are too young to […]
The Best Funny Computer Jokes
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We have a collection of the best funny computer jokes here for you to enjoy.
There is a saying that “To err is human, but to really mess things up, you need a computer”. Over the years I have found that to be very true, in many ways, in many jobs and I guess working with computers is a love hate relationship.
So, in honour of this good old faithful piece of technology, here is our collection of computer jokes. We hope you enjoy them.
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If you want to know how to really annoy your IT Support Department, just follow through the list below and see which one takes your fancy today. Your IT Support Department members have had a lot of training in dealing with a myriad of different computer related problems. Whether it’s […]
A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. Yes it’s one of those jokes I’m afraid, but bear with us and you will enjoy it. Come on, everybody loves a bad parrot joke! So, the pet shop owner pointed to three identical looking parrots on a perch […]
An accountant dragged himself home from work and he barely made it to his armchair before he collapsed into it, exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a long cold drink and a comforting word. “Oh my, you look really tired honey”, she said. “You must have had a […]
A blonde woman had always wanted to own a really fancy car and she had just bought herself a BMW. To have an expensive car, a status symbol to drive around and flaunt had been her dream for years and she had scrimped and saved, worked overtime and finally had […]
Y2K: was it really 20 years ago? Y2K, the reason that millions of people thought the world was going to come to an end at midnight on New Years Eve. Working in IT now, as I did back then, the great lengths we had to go to in order to […]
Here’s a question for you: “Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete key on my PC keyboard?” The answer is not as simple as you might think. The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask: The Catholic Church’s approach to characters: The […]
The boss of a large company needed to call one of their computer engineers about an urgent problem with one of the main computer systems. As the engineer was off for the day, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?” Feeling put […]
One of the most frustrating computer support tasks I had was when a neighbour called me over to help fix the Wifi connection on their home computer, after they got it back from being repaired. The husband knew that I worked in IT, which of course to someone who knows […]
Ten Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Using Your Computer The monitor is up on blocks All of My Photos have tobacco stains on them The six front keys have rotted out The RAM slots have Ford truck parts that smell like they were just dipped in gasoline […]
For a couple of years I have been blaming my constant tiredness on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I’m always tired because I’m overworked! Let’s face it, many people in the USA are overworked, but mostly it […]
A company put a sign in the window saying “HELP WANTED. You must be a good typist and have good computer skills. Successful applicant must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time later a lovely golden retriever dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign […]