The Best Funny Community Jokes

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If you wondered whether anyone had a collection of community jokes, well we do!

Whether it’s your local community with your neighbours, or the tales from a community centre, there are some laughs to be had. We hope you enjoy this selection.

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New Boyfriend

A teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her middle class parents. The boyfriend walked into the house and the girl’s parents were shocked to see that he […]

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Coffins

Coffins, not the most pleasant of topics, but there you go. Here’s a good joke about coffins. It’s an old one but a good one. Three old Irish friends, Murphy, […]

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Contented Cows

A farmer had heard that the best milk comes from contented cows, so he decided it would be a good idea if he could come up with a way to […]

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New Retirement Community

A new retirement community opened in town and after the first batch of elderly people had moved in, the community manager summoned them all to a meeting in the lounge. […]

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The Hypnotist

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center. After the community sing song, which was led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the Star of the […]

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Charity Donations

The charity donations had been much lower than hoped recently and the charity was trying to increase it’s donations from local companies. One of the people who was checking the […]

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The Alabama Pastor Rumor

Have you heard about the Alabama Pastor rumor? Now there are often rumors about the clergy, especially in small towns down south, but this rumor certainly had a pastor in […]

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Church Bulletins

Church bulletins like any others can be full of spelling mistakes and other common grammatical errors. Here are some wonderful examples of church bulletins that can be taken the wrong […]

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The Young Doctor

A young doctor had moved out to a small community, to replace an older doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his […]

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The Florist And The Barber

One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m […]

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Irish Wedding

Patrick and Siobhan were married and it was a typical Irish wedding, with most of the village being present at the community hall where the wedding reception was held. As […]

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Email Address

To have an email address or not to have an email address, that is the question. An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three […]