Murphy, Paddy & Seamus were sitting in a bar and the topic turned to dying and eventually to their discussing the words they would like to hear spoken over their coffins at their wakes. Seamus said, “I would like them to say ‘He was a wonderful family man. He always […]
The Best Funny Community Jokes
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A farmer had heard that the best milk comes from contented cows. So, he decided to subscribe to a website that had Animal Jokes. The farmer would visit the website every morning, find a good joke, then he would go and tell them it to the cows. Well, believe it […]
A new retirement community opened in town, and after the first batch of elderly people had moved in, the community manager summoned them to a meeting in the lounge. The manager addressed all the new residents, stating that he wanted to make them aware of some of the rules of […]
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center. After the community sing song, which was led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the Star of the Show, Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. “I will […]
A charity has been trying to increase it’s donations from local companies, and they realized that one of the most successful lawyers in the city had never donated anything to them. So they sent one of their representatives round to the lawyer’s rather lavish offices. The representative opened the meeting […]
When it was time for the Sunday sermon, an Alabama pastor stood up and instead of his regular sermon, he said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian […]
Church bulletins like any others can be full of spelling mistakes and other common grammatical errors. Here are some wonderful examples of church bulletins that can be taken the wrong way: Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. This afternoon services will be […]
A young doctor had moved out to a small community, to replace an older doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so that the community could become used to having a new doctor. Well, they reached first house, where a […]
One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was really pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open […]
Patrick and Siobhan were married and it was a typical Irish wedding, with most of the village present at the community hall where the wedding reception was held. As you might expect at an Irish wedding, there was lots of dancing and gaiety and of course lots of drink to […]
