A teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her middle class parents. The boyfriend walked into the house and the girl’s parents were shocked to see that he was wearing a baseball cap backwards, had on a dirty t-shirt with slogans they didn’t understand, he was wearing torn […]
The Best Funny Community Jokes
Coffins, not the most pleasant of topics, but there you go. Here’s a good joke about coffins. It’s an old one but a good one. Three old Irish friends, Murphy, Paddy and Seamus, were sitting having a few beers in a bar and somehow the topic turned to dying. After […]
A farmer had heard that the best milk comes from contented cows, so he decided it would be a good idea if he could come up with a way to help make the lives of his cows happier. He decided to subscribe to a website that had Animal Jokes, thinking […]
A new retirement community opened in town and after the first batch of elderly people had moved in, the community manager summoned them all to a meeting in the lounge. The manager addressed all the new residents, stating that he wanted to make them aware of some of the rules […]
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center. After the community sing song, which was led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the Star of the Show, Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. “I will […]
The charity donations had been much lower than hoped recently and the charity was trying to increase it’s donations from local companies. One of the people who was checking the records, realized that one of the most successful lawyers in the city had never donated anything to them, not a […]
Have you heard about the Alabama Pastor rumor? Now there are often rumors about the clergy, especially in small towns down south, but this rumor certainly had a pastor in a state of shock. When it was time for the Sunday sermon, an Alabama pastor stood up and instead of […]
Church bulletins like any others can be full of spelling mistakes and other common grammatical errors. Here are some wonderful examples of church bulletins that can be taken the wrong way: Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. This afternoon services will be […]
A young doctor had moved out to a small community, to replace an older doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so that the community could become used to having a new doctor. Well, they reached first house, where a […]
One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was really pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open […]
Patrick and Siobhan were married and it was a typical Irish wedding, with most of the village being present at the community hall where the wedding reception was held. As you might expect at an Irish wedding, there was lots of dancing and gaiety and of course lots of drink […]
To have an email address or not to have an email address, that is the question. An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor’s job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources […]