It was the first day of college and the Dean was addressing the students, laying down some rules. “The female dormitory is out of bounds for all male students and likewise the male dormitory is out of bounds to the female students”. There was a brief hush among the students, […]
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The poor farmer and his wife had worked really hard. They had scrimped and saved so that they could send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled at college, their son started to grow a beard. Next, he grew a large moustache and sideburns. He was so […]
A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered the money his parents gave him. “Hmmmm,” he wonders, “How am I going to get more money to help me to get through the rest of the semester?” Suddenly, a lighbulb goes […]
One time when I was home from college visiting my folks, my mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator, and to my surprise taped to the inside of the door was a risque picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but scantily dressed young […]
It’s the first week of the college year, and a new batch of law students are attending their first lecture. The professor asked a student if he knew what the Roe vs Wade decision was.