The Best Funny Coffin Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/chrisyarzab/5125884945I know we shouldn’t tell jokes about coffins as death is a solemn matter, but truth is that there are a lot of funny stories about people dying and we like to think that by seeing the funny side of a situation, that lightens our burden.

So, here we have a selection of Coffin Jokes for you to enjoy and we hope these help to raise a few laughs with you.


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Three Sons

A father had three sons who he sent away to university to ensure that all three of them had a good education. Before they left home he said to all […]

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Coffins

Coffins, not the most pleasant of topics, but there you go. Here’s a good joke about coffins. It’s an old one but a good one. Three old Irish friends, Murphy, […]

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A Rather Large Family

Dolores was a really fertile woman and as a result she ended up with a rather large family. It seemed to everyone that every time she so much as engaged […]

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Elevator

To me, an elevator is just like a coffin on a string. Dangling over an abyss, it’s like a casket yo-yo. Remember the plane crash in the Andes, where the […]

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An Unusual Funeral Procession

A man was leaving a cafe after eating breakfast, when he noticed an unusual funeral procession moving along the street in front of him. A hearse carrying a coffin was […]

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Paddy Was Found Dead

One fine summer day, old Paddy was found dead in his back yard by a couple of his drinking buddies. As the weather was a bit on the warm side, […]

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Murphy’s Last Words

Poor old Murphy didn’t have long to live and his four children were gathered around his deathbed. As the eighty year old Irishman seemed to doze off in a blissful […]

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Wealthy Old Man

An very wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him and not leave it behind to his family, friends, charities […]