A father had three sons who he sent away to university to ensure that all three of them had a good education. Before they left home he said to all of them, “I feel that it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education. You do not owe […]
The Best Funny Coffin Jokes
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I know we shouldn’t tell jokes about coffins as death is a solemn matter, but truth is that there are a lot of funny stories about people dying and we like to think that by seeing the funny side of a situation, that lightens our burden.
So, here we have a selection of Coffin Jokes for you to enjoy and we hope these help to raise a few laughs with you.
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Coffins, not the most pleasant of topics, but there you go. Here’s a good joke about coffins. It’s an old one but a good one. Three old Irish friends, Murphy, Paddy and Seamus, were sitting having a few beers in a bar and somehow the topic turned to dying. After […]
Dolores was a really fertile woman and as a result she ended up with a rather large family. It seemed to everyone that every time she so much as engaged in a frolic with her husband, she became pregnant. It wasn’t just the number of pregnancies that she had, she […]
To me, an elevator is just like a coffin on a string. Dangling over an abyss, it’s like a casket yo-yo. Remember the plane crash in the Andes, where the survivors ate the dead passengers? I’m not proud of this, but when I have to take an elevator, I bring […]
A man was leaving a cafe after eating breakfast, when he noticed an unusual funeral procession moving along the street in front of him. A hearse carrying a coffin was followed by a second hearse which was also carrying a coffin. Behind the second hearse, was a solitary man walking […]
One fine summer day, old Paddy was found dead in his back yard by a couple of his drinking buddies. As the weather was a bit on the warm side, the wake was held only two days after his death, so his mortal remains wouldn’t take a bad turn, if […]
Poor old Murphy didn’t have long to live and his four children were gathered around his deathbed. As the eighty year old Irishman seemed to doze off in a blissful sleep, his children began to discuss the plans for his funeral. One of his children wanted to spend a thousand […]
An very wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him and not leave it behind to his family, friends, charities etc, so just before he died, he called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. The old […]