A father had three sons who he sent away to university to ensure that all three of them had a good education. Before they left home he said to all […]
The Best Funny Coffin Jokes
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I know we shouldn’t tell jokes about coffins as death is a solemn matter, but truth is that there are a lot of funny stories about people dying and we like to think that by seeing the funny side of a situation, that lightens our burden.
So, here we have a selection of Coffin Jokes for you to enjoy and we hope these help to raise a few laughs with you.
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Coffins, not the most pleasant of topics, but there you go. Here’s a good joke about coffins. It’s an old one but a good one. Three old Irish friends, Murphy, […]
Dolores was a really fertile woman and as a result she ended up with a rather large family. It seemed to everyone that every time she so much as engaged […]
To me, an elevator is just like a coffin on a string. Dangling over an abyss, it’s like a casket yo-yo. Remember the plane crash in the Andes, where the […]
A man was leaving a cafe after eating breakfast, when he noticed an unusual funeral procession moving along the street in front of him. A hearse carrying a coffin was […]
One fine summer day, old Paddy was found dead in his back yard by a couple of his drinking buddies. As the weather was a bit on the warm side, […]
Poor old Murphy didn’t have long to live and his four children were gathered around his deathbed. As the eighty year old Irishman seemed to doze off in a blissful […]
An very wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him and not leave it behind to his family, friends, charities […]