A woman asked her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” she asked, He […]
The Best Funny Coffee Jokes
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Who doesn’t love coffee and who doesn’t love a good coffee joke?
We have a good selection of funny coffee jokes here for you to enjoy and if you get a good laugh out of them, please can you share our coffee jokes to help more people to learn about us and to get a good laugh. Thank you.
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A West Virginia farmer and his recently hired farm hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer’s wife had prepared […]
An Native American walked into a cafe, with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He walked up to the waiter and said to […]
Who Makes The Coffee in your house? A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do […]
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break in between procedures, and were discussing their work, in particular which types of patients were the easiest to operate on. The first surgeon […]
Coffee affects people in different ways, but do youknow how to tell when you have had too much coffee? Some people just can’t sleep after drinking a cup of coffee, […]
An Irish woman of an advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice about reviving her husband’s libido. “Have you thought about trying Viagra?” the doctor asked her. “Not […]
These are some unwritten laws of life that we are all aware of and I am sure that all of us have experienced most of them at one time or […]
A blonde and a brunette were having coffee together one morning in a local cafe. The blond said to her friend, “You know Helen, just lately I have been experiencing […]
Seamus was thinking of buying a coffee maker but was concerned it might be too complicated for him to operate. The salesman showed a coffee maker to him and assured […]