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Coffee Grounds

Do you love coffee? I love coffee so much, I struggle to get through the day without a cup of coffee. I’m sure that if you are a coffee lover […]

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My Hot Chinese Neighbour

I bumped into my hot Chinese neighbour earlier as I was coming back from shopping. I invited her in for a coffee and we sat in my living room chatting […]

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On Vacation In The Holy Land

A Jewish American couple were on vacation in the Holy Land and sitting having a coffee outside a souvenir shop in Bethlehem. While they were sitting there drinking their coffee, […]

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Coffee Break

One Friday, two women friends were chatting during their coffee break and the conversation went something like this. Mary: So what are your plans for the weekend, Jane? Jane: Oh, […]

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Coffee Morning

Three women were having a coffee morning and as so often happens, the topic of conversation turned to their sex lives. The first woman said, “I think my husband is […]

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An Irishman And A Greek

An Irishman and a Greek were sitting outside a coffee shop one day and they were discussing who had the superior culture, the Irish or the Greeks. After a few […]

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Drive-Thru

So the other day I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast food restaurant and ordered a coffee. When I placed my order, I asked if they could put […]

Winter Power Cut

I had a winter power cut at my house this morning. It’s just what you need this time of year isn’t it! It’s cold and dark outside, you have no […]

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Peel And Win

Mary Jayne went into her local coffee shop and noticed there was a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup. Like any other blonde she couldn’t resist the chance […]

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Coffee Joke

Here’s a good coffee joke about a man with a problem who went to see the doctor… “Doctor, you’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands […]

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Recently Hired Blonde

A blonde woman was recently hired at an office. The first task she was given on her first day at the office was to go out for coffee. Eager to […]

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Local Diner

An American couple were traveling cross country and decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in the heart of Texas. While they were sitting […]

The Best Funny Coffee Jokes

Who doesn’t love coffee and who doesn’t love a good coffee joke?

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