Who doesn’t love coffee and who doesn’t love a good coffee joke?
One Friday, two women friends were chatting during their coffee break and the conversation went something like this. Mary: So what are your plans for the weekend, Jane? Jane: Oh, this weekend is all mine! I’m going to give myself a facial, a pedicure, and a manicure, and put a […]
The Best Funny Coffee Jokes
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Who doesn’t love coffee and who doesn’t love a good coffee joke?
We have a good selection of funny coffee jokes here for you to enjoy and if you get a good laugh out of them, please can you share our coffee jokes to help more people to learn about us and to get a good laugh. Thank you.
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Three women were having a coffee morning and as so often happens, the topic of conversation turned to their sex lives. The first woman said, “I think my husband is like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke”. The second woman said, “My husband is […]
An Irishman and a Greek were sitting outside a coffee shop one day and they were discussing who had the superior culture, the Irish or the Greeks. After a few lattes, the Greek stated with superiority, “Well, my ancestors built the Parthenon, it’s a marvel of engineering”, arching his eyebrows […]
I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered a coffee. When I placed my order, I asked if they could put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the pick up window, there was an unexpected delay. […]
Mary Jayne went into her local coffee shop and noticed there was a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup. Like any other blonde she couldn’t resist the chance to enter a competition and win a prize, so she peeled the sticker off and then started jumping up and […]
Here’s a good coffee joke about a man who went to see the doctor… “Doctor, you’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands from shaking!” “Do you drink a lot of coffee?” “Not really – I spill most of it!”
A blonde woman was recently hired at an office. The first task she was given on her first day at the office was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. […]
An American couple were traveling cross country and decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in the heart of Texas. While they were sitting at a booth near the counter sipping their coffee, a local cowboy stumbles in and headed for the closest stool […]
A woman asked her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” she asked, He declined, telling her, “It’s the Viagra, it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime she again asked if […]
A West Virginia farmer and his recently hired farm hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer’s wife had prepared for them in the farm house. Thinking of all the work they had to get done that day, the farmer […]
An Native American walks into a cafe, with a shotgun in one hand, and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the waiter and says to him: “Want coffee.” The waiter says, “Sure. Coming right up.” He gets the Native American a tall mug of coffee. […]
Who Makes The Coffee in your house? A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee”. Her […]