A woman asks her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” He declines, “It’s the Viagra,” he says, “it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime she again asks if he would […]
Jokes tagged as: coffee
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An Native American walks into a cafe, with a shotgun in one hand, and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the waiter and says to him: “Want coffee.” The waiter says, “Sure. Coming right up.” He gets the Native American a tall mug of coffee. […]
Who Makes The Coffee in your house? A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee”. Her […]
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break in between procedures, and were discussing their work, in particular which types of patients were the easiest to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.” The […]
Coffee affects people in different ways. Some people just can’t sleep after drinking a cup of coffee, while others end up practically bouncing off the wall with the effects of caffeine. Other people just don’t seem to be affected at all, no matter how much coffee they drink. Here are […]
An Irish woman of an advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice about reviving her husband’s libido. “Have you thought about trying Viagra?” the doctor asked her. “Not a chance”, she said to the doctor, “He won’t even take an aspirin.” “That’s not a problem”, replied the doctor. […]
A blonde and a brunette were having coffee together one morning…
Seamus was thinking of buying a coffee maker but was concerned it might be too complicated to operate. The salesman assured him it was easy to use. “You simply put in the coffee and filter, fill the reservoir with water, slide the switch to auto and go to bed. When […]
